You might be a Trekkie if...

[jamie405]

Shuromai

Rigu Ryu

-You tap your nametag, and it doesn't beep.

It does beep.
A list of my Trek Assets:
-bat'leth (sharpened and battle-ready)
-met'leth (sharpened and kept under my matress)
-not-quite-fully-functional phaser (but I'm working on it...)
-TNG security officer's uniform
-Enterprise security officer's uniform
-tricorder (that actually does teh sound effects)
-voice-activated lighting system in my quarters.
-set of comm badge walkie-talkies. (Yes, they actually work)

I think I officially qualify as a Trekkie.

How did u get the voice activated lighting?!?!?!?!  

[Shuromai]

jamie405

Shuromai

It does beep.
A list of my Trek Assets:
-bat'leth (sharpened and battle-ready)
-met'leth (sharpened and kept under my matress)
-not-quite-fully-functional phaser (but I'm working on it...)
-TNG security officer's uniform
-Enterprise security officer's uniform
-tricorder (that actually does teh sound effects)
-voice-activated lighting system in my quarters.
-set of comm badge walkie-talkies. (Yes, they actually work)

I think I officially qualify as a Trekkie.

How did u get the voice activated lighting?!?!?!?!

It took me a long time to figure out, but I rigged it myself. The system is currently broken, but it should be running again in a few days. I've had to use candles in the mean while.  

[Elrohir Helyanwe]

-You know your a trekkie when your fighting style is Vulcan
- Klingon Wedding  

[Ginga]

- You've learned a number of different ways to say "Hi" in Trekish languages.

- How many ways to be exact? 47.  

[white_stranger]

-when your friend asks where's the best place to go for a drink and you say Ten-Forward  

[white_stranger]

-when your teachers ask for suggestions for the theme of this years school dance, and you suggest 'Come as Your Favorite Star Trek Character'
-when someone cheats you in a business deal and you call them a ferengi.  

[Mijou]

-When you want to put a patch on your bag that says "Live long and prosper" but your parents won't let you because they're afraid somebody'll say something.

-When you search all over for a "Spock is My Homeboy" shirt and finally find a store that carries it-and it's only available in a 2X at the moment-and you wear it anyway.

-When you own a Starfleet Medical Reference  

[Lindira]

Shuromai

jamie405

Shuromai

It does beep.
A list of my Trek Assets:
-bat'leth (sharpened and battle-ready)
-met'leth (sharpened and kept under my matress)
-not-quite-fully-functional phaser (but I'm working on it...)
-TNG security officer's uniform
-Enterprise security officer's uniform
-tricorder (that actually does teh sound effects)
-voice-activated lighting system in my quarters.
-set of comm badge walkie-talkies. (Yes, they actually work)

I think I officially qualify as a Trekkie.

How did u get the voice activated lighting?!?!?!?!

It took me a long time to figure out, but I rigged it myself. The system is currently broken, but it should be running again in a few days. I've had to use candles in the mean while.

I want comm badge walkie-talkies... sweatdrop  

[white_stranger]

-when someone squirts you with water from behind and you call them a dirty 'paktah'
-if you ask for gift certificates to one video store in hopes that they will add up to the amount you need to buy a Star Trek Original Series Season 3 DVD.  

[white_stranger]

-If every time you write a story, it has at least 3 star trek characters in it.
-If you spent $60 on a box of Star Trek books, at a garage sale.  

[Curtis25]

I actually got one that noone has mentioned yet.


If you play RPG video games and name your characters after you favorite Star Trek characters. (guilty , on more than one occasion.)

If your a member of a guild dedecated to Star Trek.

If your the only person that watched an epesode of M*A*S*H for the fisr time because you saw David Ogden Stiers (Charles on M*A*S*H) Guest starring on a episode of TNG.

And know I am a huge fan of M*A*S*H.  

[lymelady]

Elrohir Helyanwe

-You know your a trekkie when your fighting style is Vulcan
- Klingon Wedding

whee Betazoid wedding




- When you know the Ode to Spot better than you know the national anthem.

- When your answer to a spiritual question is, "The prophets will guide us."

- When you know how to fix every problem they come up against in the show....even if you haven't seen the episode yet.

- When you're talking about something private, you check all the objects in the room to make sure Odo isn't there.

- When you give an overestimation of how much time you'll need. With a scottish accent.

- When you can name the leaders and government systems of every planet in the Star Trek universe, their histories, their foreign relations, their valuable resources, but you have no idea how politics outside of your own country work.

- When you're working on a new project that starts to go downhill, you refer to the newest member of the team as ensign deadmeat.

- When your daughter sees reading rainbow and screams, "Giordi!" and all the other five year olds look at her like she's nuts.

- When you refer to yourself as, "(Your name here) Daughter(or Son) of the Fifth House, holder of the sacred chalice of Rixx, heir to the holy rings of (some important sounding place here)!"

- When you refuse to move anywhere but to a number 5 address in order to make the above statement valid...well, valid enough.  

[BerylAlexandros]

- You consider making fun of Trekkies on television to be religious discrimination.

- You try desperately to style your hair like Seven of Nine (extra credit if you are a guy).  

[BerylAlexandros]

Se Ga Takai

todpury

-You can recognize all characters by voice. (I know there was a car commercial that Picard voiced, and there was one from the same brand that I think was narated by Janeway, not to mention all the episodes of "National Geographic" that Sisko narrated)

Avery Brooks also narrated an IBM commercial, explaining an 'Epiphany' of when your Business got way over your head. 3nodding

There was also a nature show that Worf narrated, if I recall correctly...  

[lymelady]

BerylAlexandros

Se Ga Takai

todpury

-You can recognize all characters by voice. (I know there was a car commercial that Picard voiced, and there was one from the same brand that I think was narated by Janeway, not to mention all the episodes of "National Geographic" that Sisko narrated)

Avery Brooks also narrated an IBM commercial, explaining an 'Epiphany' of when your Business got way over your head. 3nodding

There was also a nature show that Worf narrated, if I recall correctly...

I was in science class one day and all of a sudden, William Shatner was narrating a documentary about some sort of thing dealing with....science I guess. I was like, Captain Kirk! It was a repeat of the Reading Rainbow incident, only, this time I knew why they were staring at me xd