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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:42 pm
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"There's A Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet"
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed. I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and choreographed. Because. When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes... Everything goes according to plan. I am the new cancer, never looked better and you. can't. stand. it. I know because you say so under your breath. Reading lips asking "When did he get at all confident?"
Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain. No, you just can't keep up with these fashionistas. Tonight you are the whispering campaign. To them, your name is "Cheap", and you look like s**t. Talk to the mirror, choke back tears. And keep telling yourself, "I'm a diva I'm a diva!" Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box at your table, they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin. (don't you hate this feeling?) I know I know, It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:42 pm
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"Build God, Then We'll Talk"
It's these substandard motels on the on the corner of 4th and Freemont Street. Appealing, only because they are just that un-appealing. Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering. The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe a just dash of formaldehyde, and the habit of decomposing right before your very eyes. (along with the people inside.)
there are no raindrops on roses or girls in white dresses. It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses at the shade of the sheets before all the stains and a few more of your least. Favorite. Things.
Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin Accessorizing with rosary tucked inside her lingerie (she's getting a job at the firm come Monday.) the Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney. moonlighting aside, she really needs his money.
Oh. What a wonderful caricature of intimacy.
and not to mention, the constable, and his proposition, for that "virgin". Yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business" as he said to the Mrs. only hours before. Well after he had left, as she was fixing her face in a compact, there was a terrible crash. Between her and the badge. She spilled her bag and her purse held a "purse" of a different kind.
And here is where he entertains that proposition: arrested on possession Or, (now if this were you)
think of what you wouldn't want to happen.
They ended up...well, making love isn't exactly what I'm looking for. But. You. Get. The. Picture.
Oh, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:06 pm
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