Guess That Quote!

[Simon Wells]

Arabella's is from Holes by Louis Sachar

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die."  

[- I-is-a-Ninja -]

Princess Bride!

Okay, this is from memory, so it's not perfect, but:

She leaned over to hear what ___ was saying, and laughed. "Funfunfunfunfun..."  

[Sita Harker]

Oh. Um... The Two Princesses of Balimore? (Is that the right title?)

"There were various references to milk-white breasts and perfumed legs and long soft, brown hair in which stars became entangled, and other things not at all interesting to the magical scholars who had hoped for magic spells."  

[Simon Wells]

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, the part describing the magician Frances Pevensy.(sp?)

"Mad? ... He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Pass the potatoes..."  

[Lady Whispers]

Oh! a Harry potter, 4 or higher?  

[Sita Harker]

Hmm. Could it be by... icechild21? XD couldn't resist...

"She kissed the horrid creature and called it her angel, her doodle and her dearie-darling-pet."  

[Sita Harker]

Lady Pole, I bet you know.  

[Aeliara]

I'm taking a wild stab at Arabella's....Ladies of Grace Adieu?

" They cannot conquer forever" said _____. And then suddenly the brief glimpse was gone. Then Sun dipped and vanished, and as if at the shuttering of a lamp, black night fell."  

[Sita Harker]

Correct!

Eragon?

"The teapot went berserk and squirted boiling tea all over the place and one man ended up in the hospital with the suger tongs clamped to his nose."  

[The Raven King]

Mr Weasley talking about his day at work. Chamber of Secrets?

"Upon my word, there is nothing in the world so easy to explain as failure -- it is, after all, what every body does all the time."
Highlight between the *** for a hint
**fail at bringing a dead person back to life**  

[Lady Pole]

Drawlight from JSAMN

"And please don't cook me, kind sirs! I am a good cook myself, and cook better than I cook, if you see what I mean."  

[Lady Pole]

Lady Pole

Drawlight from JSAMN

"And please don't cook me, kind sirs! I am a good cook myself, and cook better than I cook, if you see what I mean."

It's been almost a week, so here's a hint:
the quote is from one of Tolkien's books  

[CuppaT]

Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit

"Listen to them -- the children of the night. What music they make!"  

[Lady Pole]

Dracula

"So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion."  

[CuppaT]

Gandalf, Lord of the Rings Return of the King

"NO touching of the historical artefacts! And above all, there shall be no disturbing of the professor."