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 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:26 pm
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:26 pm
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:27 pm
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a a revolver is thrown at him?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:32 pm
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:34 pm
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:36 pm
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:37 pm
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:38 pm
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:39 pm
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:40 pm
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:42 pm
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:43 pm
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:44 pm
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:45 pm
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:48 pm
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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