The Corrupted Wish Game

[Shryle]

An easy out: Blank explodes. xd

Granted, but now you LIVE in France, where they don't shave.

I wish that my eyes were better...  

[Kitanshi]

Granted, but you get a shard of glass stuck in it...
I wish I had less homework.  

[Shryle]

Granted, but now the schol day triples in order for you to do all of it, and you are watched EVERY SECOND!!! twisted
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I wish my friends didn't move to the damn Oklahoma Panhandle...
Three of my best friends did... Two twins, and a completely unrelated one. I MISS THEM!!! crying  

[Kitanshi]

Are your friends ever going to move back???
Granted, but all they every talk about is Oklahoma Panhandle... (did it make any sense??)
I wish I didn't talk to myself so often...  

[Shryle]

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Are your friends ever going to move back???
Granted, but all they every talk about is Oklahoma Panhandle... (did it make any sense??)
I wish I didn't talk to myself so often...

No, they are not. The twins moved a long time ago, and my other moved kinda recently... In the panhandle, it's like the country, even more than it is here where I live, so all they'll talk is of corn. xd

Granted, here's some duct tape. Good luck.

I wish my hair didn't need to be combed. (like I comb it anyway...) xd  

[Captain Katinator]

Granted, now you are bald...
I wish I wasn't so tired...*yawn*  

[Shryle]

Granted, here's some Insomnia for you... Trust me, it really sucks...

I wish I didn't have Insomnia. xd  

[SapphireSara2]

Granted, but you can never sleep again since you eat too much sugar.
I wish that my laptop wasn't so scratched up.  

[AurumCelest]

Granted but your laptop will never be able to turn on blaugh

I wish I had an IPod emo  

[Shryle]

Granted, but all of the songs suck.

I wish I didn't have to put up with stupidity. xd (Read Mah Siggy)  

[SapphireSara2]

Granted, but you become more stupid than everyone else....

I wish I had never taken my history midterm because I almost failed and my mom's going to kill me!  

[Shryle]

Granted- you skipped it, got a zero, and are now killed by said mom. xd

I wish the PS2 wasn't in my dad's room..  

[SapphireSara2]

Granted, but it is now in a vicious dog cage twisted

I wish I had baby seal slippers  

[Shryle]

SapphireSara2

Granted, but it is now in a vicious dog cage twisted

I wish I had baby seal slippers

Granted, but they're still alive! twisted

I wish my Latin teacher wasn't such a b***h...  

[sunnyxdaze]

Granted, but you get a teacher helper person who's even worse.

I wish I wasn't so mean. D;