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...your parents ask "Why do you always have to be so negative?"
...you ask "Why do you always have to be so positive?"

You can walk through a cemetary at 2 in the morning in a freakin' SpongeBob shirt and still be given the nod from fellow goths.

heart The DC vertigo comics are your bibel
heart You start to agree with Foamy the squirl
heart You think Americam McGee's Alice and Lanore would get along very well.
heart You smile and people panic .
heart You stop fearing the monster under the bed and start trying to domesticate it
heart You wear sunglasses in the produce department at night.
heart You who Jhonen Vasquez Roman Dirge and would do anything to meet then in person.
heart People can�t tell whether you�re searching for a missing contact or dancing .
heart Your boyfriend complains that his ribs just don�t stick out the way they used to.
heart You call for the free Bible anyway (I have 2 now)
heart You eat those limited edition pop-tarts just because they have bats on them.
heart You call them goth-tarts !
heart You back about the Goths when the REAL goths sacked rome an think SWEET!
heart You get way to mad when people call JTHM or LCDG just comics !
heart You go play lazer tag even in your best goth atire! ( 3 times now)
heart you start planning for Halloween on Nov. 1st for the next year.
heart You go to church just to freak a few people out.
heart When people ask if your goth you think about telling them "No I'm with the church of YOU SUCK!"
heart You were happy when you heared there might be a BloodRain movie.
heart You know who Bettie Page is an consider her your personal hero!
heart You have every Gregory Maguire and read them even though most the time you can't understand them. (Oh admit it)
heart You watched the play "Into the Woods" An think to yourself " Now this is how it should have went down!"
heart When you borrow your grandmother black eye liner because your out! ( This means a lot more when your a guy)
heart You can name at least 5 dark net toon sites with out thinking hard.
(ie Making Fiends Ill Will Saled Fingers Joe's Cartoons Happy Tree Friends

You know your goth when you look over at your younger in her low rise hip huggers and her J-Lo tee and think....Its just a phase.

Ha. These are hilarious.
*feels a growing connection*

gonk DAMNIT! I'm a walking stereotype!!!

... You see some one cut themeselves and think "Come on, bleed!"
... They bleed and you think, "Good, now just come a little closer..."
... You have seriously considered naming you future child Armond.
... You haven't seen direct sunlight in at least a year.
... You own a back and/or crimson hooded cloak.
... You have spoken to a cheerleader and felt dirty afterwards.
... You can walk, run, go down stairs, and play lazer tag in high heeled combat boots and 6 inch platforms.
... You have heard of and used Goth Sunskreen (it both protects you from getting burned and decreases your tan)
... You see a tall, horribly thin dude in boots that strap up to his kneens and a jet black top hat and you are seriously turned on.

...When you get your hair cut at a prep hairdressers you are pestered for two solid hours about what it is like being a goth (seriously, and prep hairdressers just don't shut up!!)


((ok I hate living in stupid England because that sun screen isn't available - yup we do actually get sun. occasionly.))