|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:45 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:51 am
|
|
|
|
Alright, this is the last one from me for today. I'll be posting more next time XD
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the a*****e who pushed me in the pool!"
Just in case, There are a few of mine above this post in page 2 XD
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:34 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:29 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:32 pm
|
|
|
|
Though It's too late, I have one:
a brunette, a red head, and a blonde rob a bank, while running away from the police they run into an alley and find that its a dead end, while to hide from the police the brunette jumps into a box, the redhead jumps into a trashcan, and the blonde jumps into a potato sack, when the police reach the alley they look around and kick the box so the brunette goes "woof" and they think its a dog and move on, then they kick the trash can and the redhead goes "meow" and they think its a cat and move on, then they kick the potato sack and the blonde goes "POOOTAAAATOOOO"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:20 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:59 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:31 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 8:33 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:04 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:02 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:17 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:08 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:56 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|