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 Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:37 pm
Isel Lord Charlemain Richards Isel Lord Charlemain Richards *weeps* I swear I was born with this name! ... okay, not the "lord" bit. But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off. I know. I know the historical character is Charlemagne. Charlemain is on my birth certificate. This has been a long-standing point of contention. My mother just cannot spell, I suppose. I guess I got off better than Herminia or Cassiopia. And we're all better off than Blodwyn. Though mum spelled their names right. I'd just take it and go on with life; no use in hitting your parents just because of something like that.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:45 pm
Thats pretty funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:11 pm
Haha I read that on a poster one day and thought it was brilliant. It actually pissed off a few kids too hahaha.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:54 pm
Quote: 3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:01 pm
Gotta love Voltaire.
rofl
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:57 pm
Dead Ed Isel Lord Charlemain Richards Isel Lord Charlemain Richards *weeps* I swear I was born with this name! ... okay, not the "lord" bit. But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off. I know. I know the historical character is Charlemagne. Charlemain is on my birth certificate. This has been a long-standing point of contention. My mother just cannot spell, I suppose. I guess I got off better than Herminia or Cassiopia. And we're all better off than Blodwyn. Though mum spelled their names right. I'd just take it and go on with life; no use in hitting your parents just because of something like that.
Oh wait- I was the one exaggerating for effect! neutral
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:06 pm
Ophelia Rose Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster. 13. Your fake fangs glow in the dark
12: Your white face comes in a tin with a picture of a clown on it.
11: Black cape, Check! Top hat, Check! Acid-Mashed-Denim-Jeans???? What the hell is wrong with you?!
10: Your cape is made of terry cloth and has the words Holiday Inn embroidered on it.
9: No, you can't be a vampire and work at wal-mart!
8: For the last time, your mother's attic does not qualify as a "lair".
7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous"
6: Whats wrong with this picture: Vlad the Jampaler, 520 Pleasent Valley Way?
5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on.
4: Congradulations! You're the only vampire I know who drives a Honda!
3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.
2: You think Bauhaus is a home for dogs.
1: Right now you are mad as hell!!!! That is funny.. I like your signature
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:59 pm
Veruniel rofl rofl rofl Oh, I know the type. Donchaluv those kids who claim to be ancient bloodsuckers from the beginning of time? Yeah, sure. You're a *vampire.* And you live with your *parents.* In *Cleveland.* Thanks for the laugh! hey i used to live in Cleveland sad
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:12 pm
I could make a far more true (and far more insulting) version of this list... But I'd get shot. Through the internet.
And, at number four, I drive a Honda. gonk
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:30 pm
Hey hondas are totaly vampire compatible, plus if your going gona go for the whole vamp package you'd need a Herse, and have you seen the mileage on those things?!
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:19 am
Isel Dead Ed Isel Lord Charlemain Richards Isel Lord Charlemain Richards *weeps* I swear I was born with this name! ... okay, not the "lord" bit. But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off. I know. I know the historical character is Charlemagne. Charlemain is on my birth certificate. This has been a long-standing point of contention. My mother just cannot spell, I suppose. I guess I got off better than Herminia or Cassiopia. And we're all better off than Blodwyn. Though mum spelled their names right. I'd just take it and go on with life; no use in hitting your parents just because of something like that.
Oh wait- I was the one exaggerating for effect! neutral Well, I could have exaggerated further by going "OMG HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT PARENTS!" But I wasn't exactly taking it to heart. and I wonder if GilAskan is referring to the list of mallcore qualities he's posted a few times before... if not, I'd love to see just how insulting it is whee
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:25 pm
noice list, but i have a cloak not cape.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:24 pm
Jake Thompson noice list, but i have a cloak not cape.
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