Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Kuroiban]

TeaDidikai

I call to the guardians of the East- of lightening and Pikachu!
I call to the guardians of the South- of Fire and Charizard!
I call to the guardians of the West- of Water and Squertal!
I call to the guardians of the North- of Earth and ... oh ********. I can't even complete that without feeling so dirty I would spend the rest of the weekend in the shower.

Geodude....MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I like pokemon damn...so sue me. xd  

[Kal Eldritch]

A: "I can SO turn you into a toad! stressed " *magyckal gestures*
B: "Uh...no..."
A: "STOP PERSECUTING ME!!!"  

[saint dreya]

teacher: that's a lovely star of david. what temple do you attend?
student: what? this is a pentagram and i'm a satanist!

(this actually happened, crying )  

[TeaDidikai]

phoenix shadowwolf

(this actually happened, crying )

All of what I was quoting has happened.  

[saint dreya]

TeaDidikai

phoenix shadowwolf

(this actually happened, crying )

All of what I was quoting has happened.

even worse. *headdesk*  

[TeaDidikai]

phoenix shadowwolf

TeaDidikai

phoenix shadowwolf

(this actually happened, crying )

All of what I was quoting has happened.

even worse. *headdesk*

Should we link this thread to the "Sad Moments of the Gifts" thread?  

[ProfessorZed]

TeaDidikai

~Random stranger in Occult Shop looking at Tea~ "I can see by your keychain you're a Wiccan."

*sets it to the tune of "The Streets of Laredo"...and runs away really fast*  

[Pelta]

"I'm not a psivamp, I just like to draw energy from EVERYTHING around me!"

"My entire faith is reactionary. Damn them evil Xians!"  

[Aesi]

"Xtians are morons 'cause they worship a reincarnation"
-one hour later- "You know what, in a past life, my father was the archdemon of blahblahblah and he promised he'd protect me in all my incarnations!"  

[TeaDidikai]

Ya know what we haven't done?

It's an oldie but a goodie-

"Wicca is thousands of years old! We just don't have proof because it has been hidden- because of the burning times!"  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

TeaDidikai

"Wicca is thousands of years old! We just don't have proof because it has been hidden- because of the burning times!"

And from the same people:
"Mormonism is bulls*** because it preaches false history!"  

[Winter-san]

"Listen, you evil vampire! It's my destiny to slay you! Buffy sent me!"

Or, alternately.

"The power of three will set us free!"

lol. (Not saying they're bad shows, I actually enjoy them. But only because they're amusing. Not cause I think they're real, at all! lol)  

[TeaDidikai]

"Hecate is the Crone aspect of the Trippppppppppppple Goddess"  

[midara the happy banshee]

"Kali and Lilith are feminist deities."  

[TeaDidikai]

midara the happy banshee

"Kali and Lilith are feminist deities."

Good ones.