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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:35 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:05 pm
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Ok its all the beloved most predictable lines of McCoy
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. Devil in the Dark I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. City on the Edge of Forever I'm a doctor, not a mechanic. Doomsday Machine I'm a doctor, not an escalator. Friday's Child I'm a doctor, not an engineer. (Scotty: Now you're an engineer.) Mirror, Mirror I'm a doctor, not a coal miner. The Empath I'm a surgeon, not a moon shuttle conductor. Corbomite Maneuver I'm not a magician, just an old country doctor. Deadly Years He's dead, Jim. The Enemy Within, The Man Trap, Wolf in the Fold, The Changeling She's dead, Jim. Wolf in the Fold (twice) He's dead, Captain. And the Children Shall Lead He's dead. Amok Time, I, Mudd, For the World is Hollow... She's dead. The Deadly Years Dead. The Apple This man is dead. Catspaw That man's dead back there. A Piece of the Action Very dead, Mr. Spock. Spectre of the Gun The captain's dead. Enterprise Incident
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:43 pm
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Wind-Whisper There are so many great Trek quotes, but one of the all-time best is the Kirk's attempt to rile Spock in "This Side of Paradise"... ~~~~~ KIRK: "All right you mutinous, disloyal, computerized, half-breed, we'll see about you deserting my ship."
"SPOCK: The term 'half-breed' is somewhat applicable, but 'computerized' is inaccurate. A machine can be computerized, not a man."
KIRK: "What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jack rabbit, an elf with a hyperactive thyroid."
SPOCK: "Jim, I don't understand."
KIRK: "Of course you don't understand. You don't have the brains to understand. All you have are printed circuits."
Spock: "Captain, if you'll excuse me."
KIRK: "What can you expect from a simpering, devil-eared freak, whose father was a computer and whose mother was an encyclopedia?"
SPOCK: "My mother was a teacher, my father an ambassador."
KIRK: "Your father was a computer, like his son. An ambassador from a planet of traitors. The Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of integrity."
SPOCK: "Captain, please don't."
KIRK: "You're a traitor from a race of traitors, disloyal to the core, rotten like the rest of your sub-human race -- and you've got the gall to make love to that girl."
SPOCK: "That's enough."
KIRK: "Does she know what she's getting, Spock? A carcass full of memory banks who should be squatting on a mushroom instead of passing himself off as a man. You belong in a circus, Spock, not a starship -- right next to the dog-faced boy."
I like that one but it was mean what kirk said even if he had to
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:50 pm
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these are a couple of quotes i love
Chekov: "The needle von't hurt, Chekov. Take off your shirt, Chekov. Roll over, Chekov. Breathe deeply, Chekov. Blood sample, Chekov. Marrow sample, Chekov. Skin sample, Chekov." If...if I live long enough... I'm going to run out of samples. Sulu: Oh, you'll live. Chekov: Ah, yes, but I von't enjoy it! The Deadly Years
Chekov, dreamy-eyed: It's a very nice gilded cage. I, Mudd
Kirk: How close will we come to the nearest Klingon outpost on our present course? Chekov: One parsec, sir. Close enough to smell them! Spock: That is illogical, ensign. Odours cannot travel through the vaccuum of space. Chekov: I was making a little joke, Sir. Spock: Very little. Trouble with Tribbles
Chekov: Perhaps if I assisted? Kirk: How old are you? Chekov: Twenty-two, sir. Kirk: Then I'd better handle it. Who Mourns for Adonais?
Chekov: Sorry, Ceptin. I never met a god before. Who Mourns for Adonais?
Chekov: The Captain requires complete information. McCoy: Spock's contaminating this boy, Jim. Who Mourns for Adonais?
Bailey: I happen to have a human thing called an adrenaline. Spock: That sounds most inconvenient. Have you considered having it removed? The Corbomite Manoeuver
Captain Christopher, seeing Spock for the first time: I never have believed in little green men. Spock: Neither have I. Tomorrow is Yesterday
Kirk: My friend is obviously Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears. They're ... actually quite easy to explain. Spock: Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child... Kirk: The unfortunate accident he had as a child, he caught his head in a mechanical ... rice picker. City on the Edge of Forever
Kirk: Spock! Spock, kissing Leila: Yes, what did you want? Kirk, confused: Spock, is that you? Spock: Yes, Captain, what did you want? Kirk: Where are you? Spock: I don't believe I want to tell you that. Kirk: Spock, I don't know what you think you're doing, but this is an order. Report back to me at the settlement in ten minutes. We're evacuating all colonists to Starbase 27. Spock: No, I don't think so. Kirk: You - don't - think - so - what?? Spock: I don't think so Sir! This Side of Paradise
Kirk: Spock, comments? Spock: Very bad poetry, Captain. Kirk: A more useful comment, Mr Spock? Spock: What we've just seen is not real. Kirk: That's useful. Catspaw
Spock, examining a tribble: A curious creature. Its trilling seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am ... immune ... to ... its ... effect... Proving that Vulcans can lie after all, Trouble with Tribbles
It's android-confusing time! Spock: I love you, however, I hate you. Alice 210: But I am identical in every way with Alice 27! Spock: Exactly. That is exactly why I hate you, because you are identical. (Both the androids slump over in confusion) Spock: Fascinating. I, Mudd
Spock: Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. I, Mudd
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:50 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:20 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:23 pm
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