Goddamn attractive poeple.

[Jayce Reinhardt]

The Undead Suitor

Jayce Reinhardt

The Undead Suitor

Jayce Reinhardt

Now Undead on the other hand. . . . He needs to work on asexual jokes I haven't heard 9000000000000 billions times. emotion_donotwant

I will continue making lame asexual jokes as long as you keep posting the same asexual pictures and comics


because all your proving is that asexuals are really cakesexuals


since they seem to think about cake all the time

Cake is so much better than

Do you have sex with yerself hurrrrrr Im so witty *Undead picks his nose*

hey, hey, I didn't say "have sex with yourself"

it was a joke about budding.

geez git ur science rite

Sorry, I have trouble keeping track of the stupid.  

[aliceloatheswonderland]

Jayce Reinhardt

AliceLoathesWonderland

Jayce Reinhardt

AliceLoathesWonderland

Well now that makes sense.
I did not know you were that way inclinded. My apologies.

You have nothing to apologies for.

Now Undead on the other hand. . . . He needs to work on asexual jokes I haven't heard 9000000000000 billions times. emotion_donotwant

i don't know a single asexual joke D:
My eldest sister did proclaim one christmas a few years ago that I am asexual in front of our entire family. She assumed I was anyway.
So wrong Dx

Outing someone before there ready is a douche move.

Even if you weren't I think thats messed up.

Yeah, I was rather mad at her. It was embarassing.
It just took me a lot longer than my big sisters to discover who I was sexually.  

[The Undead Suitor]

Jayce Reinhardt

The Undead Suitor

Jayce Reinhardt

The Undead Suitor

Jayce Reinhardt

Now Undead on the other hand. . . . He needs to work on asexual jokes I haven't heard 9000000000000 billions times. emotion_donotwant

I will continue making lame asexual jokes as long as you keep posting the same asexual pictures and comics


because all your proving is that asexuals are really cakesexuals


since they seem to think about cake all the time

Cake is so much better than

Do you have sex with yerself hurrrrrr Im so witty *Undead picks his nose*

hey, hey, I didn't say "have sex with yourself"

it was a joke about budding.

geez git ur science rite

Sorry, I have trouble keeping track of the stupid.

its probably from the lack of bonerific sex  

[Ridley Starsmore]

The Undead Suitor

Ridley Starsmore

The Undead Suitor

Ridley Starsmore

So is it bad I think about it at least once a day? sweatdrop

Considering you had 5 kids in 10 years, I'm surprised it's that low.

Mine is a lot higher than my wife's.

And when we think about is is almost of exact opposite patterns.

So wait, you think about sex once a day

which is more than your wife

and you're aroused at completely opposite times (when you actually get around to it)




....did you adopt or something?

I mean, now I'm really curious

-lol- It wasn't ALWAYS that way.

And at least once a day...usually 3-4. But I am a night owl. And Liri is not.  

[Ridley Starsmore]

The Undead Suitor

Jayce Reinhardt

The Undead Suitor

Jayce Reinhardt

The Undead Suitor

Jayce Reinhardt

Now Undead on the other hand. . . . He needs to work on asexual jokes I haven't heard 9000000000000 billions times. emotion_donotwant

I will continue making lame asexual jokes as long as you keep posting the same asexual pictures and comics


because all your proving is that asexuals are really cakesexuals


since they seem to think about cake all the time

Cake is so much better than

Do you have sex with yerself hurrrrrr Im so witty *Undead picks his nose*

hey, hey, I didn't say "have sex with yourself"

it was a joke about budding.

geez git ur science rite

Sorry, I have trouble keeping track of the stupid.

its probably from the lack of bonerific sex

Would you two make out already, it's getting awkward. rofl  

[Jayce Reinhardt]

The Undead Suitor

Jayce Reinhardt

Sorry, I have trouble keeping track of the stupid.

its probably from the lack of bonerific sex

This will help you dig yourself into the bullshit deeper!  

[floraIwitch]

LOL OPPOSITE TIMES

HEY PAT THEY'RE TALKIN' BOUT US  

[The Undead Suitor]

Ridley Starsmore

The Undead Suitor

Ridley Starsmore

The Undead Suitor

Ridley Starsmore

So is it bad I think about it at least once a day? sweatdrop

Considering you had 5 kids in 10 years, I'm surprised it's that low.

Mine is a lot higher than my wife's.

And when we think about is is almost of exact opposite patterns.

So wait, you think about sex once a day

which is more than your wife

and you're aroused at completely opposite times (when you actually get around to it)




....did you adopt or something?

I mean, now I'm really curious

-lol- It wasn't ALWAYS that way.

And at least once a day...usually 3-4. But I am a night owl. And Liri is not.

Ahh, I see.

Yeah that's mine and ichi's deal too. I'm a normal person



and shes ready to go at 4 am.



its the weirdest thing to wake up to



no wait


weirdest thing to wake up to is your girlfriend nudging you, and then asking you "Does your OC have tits?"


didnt have any answers planned for that one  

[Uncle Haijin]

...Does your OC have tits?  

[Ridley Starsmore]

The Undead Suitor

Ridley Starsmore

The Undead Suitor

Ridley Starsmore

The Undead Suitor

Ridley Starsmore

So is it bad I think about it at least once a day? sweatdrop

Considering you had 5 kids in 10 years, I'm surprised it's that low.

Mine is a lot higher than my wife's.

And when we think about is is almost of exact opposite patterns.

So wait, you think about sex once a day

which is more than your wife

and you're aroused at completely opposite times (when you actually get around to it)




....did you adopt or something?

I mean, now I'm really curious

-lol- It wasn't ALWAYS that way.

And at least once a day...usually 3-4. But I am a night owl. And Liri is not.

Ahh, I see.

Yeah that's mine and ichi's deal too. I'm a normal person



and shes ready to go at 4 am.



its the weirdest thing to wake up to



no wait


weirdest thing to wake up to is your girlfriend nudging you, and then asking you "Does your OC have tits?"


didnt have any answers planned for that one

Wait till you get the "Can hermaphrodites get pregnant?"

Which I didn't know if they could or not, but her question went on to "If two of them have sex, assuming each has the opposing parts connected, could they both get pregnant?"

3 am, that one was. or the two hour sleep depravity that was her wired on lattes and exclaiming she was "The pretty pretty princess!"  

[The Undead Suitor]

Uncle Haijin

...Does your OC have tits?

Originally, being a non-mammal, she did not.


But it got too hard to work around (which, now I can see why every female of an alien species has tits in science fiction) so I was just like "sure whatever" and rolled back over

cause it was like 3 am

the pictures posted in the art thread



but anyways, what was this thread originally about?  

[Jayce Reinhardt]

The Undead Suitor

Uncle Haijin

...Does your OC have tits?

Originally, being a non-mammal, she did not.


But it got too hard to work around (which, now I can see why every female of an alien species has tits in science fiction) so I was just like "sure whatever" and rolled back over

cause it was like 3 am

the pictures posted in the art thread



but anyways, what was this thread originally about?

Cake emotion_omnomnom  

[Ridley Starsmore]

Jayce Reinhardt

The Undead Suitor

Uncle Haijin

...Does your OC have tits?

Originally, being a non-mammal, she did not.


But it got too hard to work around (which, now I can see why every female of an alien species has tits in science fiction) so I was just like "sure whatever" and rolled back over

cause it was like 3 am

the pictures posted in the art thread



but anyways, what was this thread originally about?

Cake emotion_omnomnom

Mind blowing fantasy sex with random people in public places.

I think. I was reading shiver's posts and got lost a bit.  

[The Undead Suitor]

Ridley Starsmore

Wait till you get the "Can hermaphrodites get pregnant?"

Which I didn't know if they could or not, but her question went on to "If two of them have sex, assuming each has the opposing parts connected, could they both get pregnant?"

3 am, that one was. or the two hour sleep depravity that was her wired on lattes and exclaiming she was "The pretty pretty princess!"

...well damn that's actually kind of tricky. I suppose it depends on what type of hermaphrodite it is. I mean, I'm no hermaphroexpert, but if there's a v****a/uterus/eggs there's a way.

As for whether or not two could get eachother pregnant at the same time, I don't know if a herm could produce both eggs and sperm at the same time.(since that would take an extra set of equipment) But I could be wrong, I dont usually go looking for these things.



...I feel like I took this too seriously.


Obviously this thread needs more cake


damn cakesexuals and their superiority complexes.  

[PQ and Retrostacja]

I've been in the mood for a good hard dicking totally PG cuddles for quite some time. Guy I would LOVE it from is....not here. Guy I would like it from has put me in the friend zone.

Stupid friend zone. Both a gift and a curse for girl nerds.

So random strangers (aka Comcast guy and Mattress guy at work) will have to do for those mid-work day dreams.

But on topic! I think.

CAKE.