Britain and Sex Education

[Shadow of an Illusion]

Quote of the day:
"Miss, whats the gonads?"
That was in biology.  

[illyrianth]

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illyrianth

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And we've been making up for lost time ever since..

wink

We have? sweatdrop

ninja Oh. Shall I keep things hushed-up? :ninjaninja:

gonk It's already pretty well hushed up, I'd say, if I only just found out! Gods! Kate'll murder me!  

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illyrianth

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illyrianth

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And we've been making up for lost time ever since..

wink

We have? sweatdrop

ninja Oh. Shall I keep things hushed-up? :ninjaninja:

gonk It's already pretty well hushed up, I'd say, if I only just found out! Gods! Kate'll murder me!

xd She really really would too!  

[Foetus In Fetu]

ice_illusion

Quote of the day:
"Miss, whats the gonads?"
That was in biology.

No way.

"Producing saliva is a simple reflex response to the arrival of food in your mouth. It can be stimulated in other ways, but it has to be quick and short-lived -- for which a simple reflex is perfect -- because, you know, sometimes food arrives unexpectedly into your mouth."

I don't know, though. I think I was the only person in the class whose idea of "unexpected 'food'" had sexual connotations, because there was no characteristic tittering.  

[and_solo_said]

We had a thermal camera view of an erection. It started off on the a** and rotated round to the duuuunn duuuuuun duuuuuuuun de duuuuuun de de de dun dun dun dun dun tune. It was hilarious. Next week I will see what A-level has to add to that.  

[ficklefiend]

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We had a thermal camera view of an erection. It started off on the a** and rotated round to the duuuunn duuuuuun duuuuuuuun de duuuuuun de de de dun dun dun dun dun tune. It was hilarious. Next week I will see what A-level has to add to that.

Snap- we got that too!
It was a bit of a legend in our school actually, recreated throughout many moments of boredom and vegetables.

(but your dun dunns just remind me of the darth vader music...which would actually have been even more hilarious!)  

[Tungska Butterfly]

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We had a thermal camera view of an erection. It started off on the a** and rotated round to the duuuunn duuuuuun duuuuuuuun de duuuuuun de de de dun dun dun dun dun tune. It was hilarious.

Haha. In 4th year we had a film in biology about reproduction where they'd randomly cut to naked people. It started off fairly innocently, sperm swimming through ones womb etc ... and then, OUT OF NOWHERE, this hot naked girl sat up. It was half pornographic, half French Arthouse =) That one was funny, coz she was hot. But they had some old guy who looked like the guy from The Joy Of Sex as the man. Most people didn't laugh at that one. I did though =)  

[Trish the Stalker]

Canadian here!

I had one of the best sex ed teachers ever, same woman from grade 4 through 10. Ah, Mrs. Wokee. Nothing like an old woman to be entirely frank about sex. I think she was the only woman in the city who taught it.

Grade 4 is when most kids need to be prepared for puberty, or at least the girls. Not all girls live with a mother, let alone one comfortable discussing all the details of dealing with menstruation. I guess they called it teen ed at my schools because they were Catholic schools.

However, against the actual policy (I think only my high school principal would have reacted against this, not my other school (grades K-9) we were taught about STD's, birth control, risks, abusive relationships, rape, abortion, etc.

Yet in my 12th grade biology class (we were covering how a baby develops, we'd already done the what goes where and how it works thing) two girls were arguing over whether you could get pregnant through oral sex. Then when my biology teacher (who usually risks getting fired when he tells students things against Catholic belief -- such as the idea that natural birth control methods don't really work) told them you couldn't get pregnant they asked "well, what about the other way?" (as in a**l).

Honestly, some people should not be allowed to reproduce.  

[Lozza_mc]

I remember being in year 5 or 6 when we first started to learn about periods and stuff, and that willies grew! (which was the topic of conversation for weeks afterwards).

We also got given out leaflets by Tampax, and I found one designed for boys, and let my fellow girls into the horror of wet dreams. Much ridiculing took place wink

In about year 8 we started 'sex ed' in PSE, but it was only for about 4 weeks or something. All I remember was that it was about contraception. And what kinds worked how. We didn't really get told which was more effective or anything, just how it worked.

Best sex ed was in year 10, when the tutor brought in a foetus in a test tube type thing. Was a real feotus, and stuck in our heads, so much so that I haven't the foggiest what els was discussed. Oh, apart from being told that one of the special ed lads had sex using a crisp packet as a condom. Every girl in the room went 'OW'

Thats about it, just about contraception. Nothing to do with emotions, never even knew what abstinence was when I was in school.

Sorry. Not the most enthralling sex ed story there.  

[Lou101]

We had this hilarious video:

A woman, dressed like she was from the 50's, walked around a swimming pool in a swimming costume while a load of guys eye her up. She gets on her inflatable-wim-bed-thingy and floats to the centre of the pool while the guys did a sychroniseed swimming thing aroung her.

It was so bad it was funny.

I got cartoon porn, as well.  

[Bronze Griffin]

I missed the banana lesson. Had to work it out myself. razz  

[Tsamikayu]

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I missed the banana lesson. Had to work it out myself. razz

Same here, only I think there was a model instead of a banana. Not a realistic modeal at all though - I don't think it even curved. I was off sick and heard a bit about it afterwards; including the guy who thought it would be funny to place the model in a suggestive place upon himself, then sneak up behind two girls. I think the shrieks were heard several classrooms away.

I remember in primary school we got told about periods and the like, but nothing whatsoever about the boys (yes, I'm a girl, nyah nyah). They heard a bit about periods, including the warning never to laugh if a girl had blood on her skirt. I think they were told something along the lines of "If you laugh, we won't come save you".

One of the girls actually started crying after the period talk. I laughed so hard that day, since it was one of those girls who acts like she's "mature" because she shaves her legs in P5.

Then there was the biological approach in first year of secondary school. That was just plain icky, since we got told in detail what a smear test was (everyone, including the boys).

No porn cartoons whatsoever. We may have had a video for the period talk, but that didn't have any sex in it.  

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Tsamikayu

(yes, I'm a girl, nyah nyah)

Having known you (to a degree) for over a year of this website, I never twigged that you were a girl.

Until seconds ago, I envisaged some sort of ginger Scottish chap as the figure behind the avatar.

A revelation indeed..  

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Tsamikayu

(yes, I'm a girl, nyah nyah)

Having known you (to a degree) for over a year of this website, I never twigged that you were a girl.

Until seconds ago, I envisaged some sort of ginger Scottish chap as the figure behind the avatar.

A revelation indeed..

*knew*  

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Bronze Griffin

I missed the banana lesson. Had to work it out myself. razz

We had a blue plastic d***o. I swear I saw a dial on it.