The Plan
This is where anyone?s idea on how to take over sections of the world, or the whole thing if they feel creative.
Muted Faith9's plan:
This is in development, but here's what Austin's got so far.
-First, we will take over the United States, getting less important people to join us, and join the army will do this. From there they will go on rabid friendly fire raids one at a time, until the army is weak enough for us to take over, at which point we will have anyone who is left under our command.
-Next we will quietly invade and conquer France, with few casualties so we can take many of them to enlarge our army, soon our army will be very large, at which point we will move on to the next country.
-Now we will move into Australia, because they are small and conquerable. to defeat them we will have to send in many French troops, they will be the first wave, but they will go in silently and lead several massacres, no one will be spared unless they are well armed, in which case they will be imprisoned and tortured until they are on our side. Because the French are being sent in, we will have many American troops ready to back them up for if/when they whip out the surrender papers, at which point they will be b***h slapped until they are ready to fight again.
-Now that we have France the u.s. and Australia under our control we will head north of our home country and take Canada, because they are friendly they should surrender quietly, but if not we will have gained enough troops by then to convince them without too many casualties, that or we may have to go back to the massacre plans.
-Now, we move west from Canada to Alaska and Hawaii, jus to inform them of what?s going on and tell them that our army is large enough to fight off any resistance from them.
-There is no possible way for any world leaders not to know what?s happening at this point, so we will move into Asia and take out several small countries with our now large army, we will take over their armies and move inland, going for the now outmatched larger countries, which will be forced into submission by our constantly growing army.
-With most of Asia on our side the army will be massive, the rest of Asia will be no problem, so we move on to Mexico. Mexico will be easy, our army shall be divided into ten sections, each going after a large section of Mexico, although one will have to capture their leader and force him to drink the water, then with their leader gone, or imprisoned, they will be forced to surrender and we will gain their army.
Ascher
*Raises hand*
Ascher thinks the plan can work!
Consider me in!
*wonders if he can be second in command*
Oh oh! We're gonna need to add the Falkland Islands into your plan for... STRATEGIC SHEET purposes... *nods sagely*
Oh... we need to get rid of Kabliqistan (because they'll be the first to turn against us) and I have JUST THE PLAN TO DO IT!
My plan goes a little something like this:
Upon being funded with the necessary monetary provision of $2,000,000
I will use the money (spend most of it on candy) to construct an atomic bomb... However... having used most of the money to purchase sugary sweet goodness I will be forced to make the bomb out of a can of coca-cola and poprocks, which will be mixed, shaken, and dropped from the sky over the center of the country...
And thusly I shall be known as: Professor $1.99 (as that will be exactly how much I spent on construction of the bomb) Mad scientific genius and second in command to Austin, Ruler of the Earth *goes off to construct bomb ahead of schedule to please the ruler*
Important side notes: The army is will be known as "frighteningly annoying global slayers" or for short, F.A.G.S.
~before the attacks begin Austin will be running experiments on crossbreeding humans and eagles, if successful, his army will be capable of flight
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