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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:36 pm
It doesn't become 80 degrees, it becomes -80.
I wish food would magically appear in my fridge.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:37 pm
You get it but you realize every time it happens a piece of your memory is gone
I wish I had a movie studio
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plushiesandtentac1es Crew
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:38 pm
You get one. Then you trip one a cord and suffer from concussions.
I wish I was famous for something cool.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:33 pm
ALICExxo The wind didn't rape your hair. A raccoon did. (LOL!!!! Sorry, I just had to, because that mental image is HILARIOUS)
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:45 pm
Kaorisai ALICExxo The wind didn't rape your hair. A raccoon did. (LOL!!!! Sorry, I just had to, because that mental image is HILARIOUS) (I know, it made me literally laugh out loud xD)
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:48 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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You become famous and paparazzi stalk your house every waking moment of your life. You begin to regret ever doing whatever you did to become famous and turn to narcotics to fight the never-ending pit of self-loathing inside you.
And thank you very much. I just changed two words in the thought. "The wind" turned into "a raccoon". Lawl. I wish people on FaceBook weren't annoying.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:54 pm
Ugh, how am I supposed to reply to that?
People on Facebook become un-annoying, unoriginal and start following lame trends. (Lame answer.)
I wish homework was banned.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:29 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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It becomes banned, but then a law is passed the teachers can now allow you to complete physical labor in its place. :O
I wish I had a Jack Skellington shirt. :3
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:38 pm
You get your Jack Skellington shirt but it is stolen by a local thug.
I wish I could find that shirt from the signature picture.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:39 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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You find it. They don't have it in your size, though. :3 (I hate when that happens.)
I wish this juice wasn't so awful. Rawr.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:46 pm
Your juice magically starts to taste wonderful but is full of disgusting ingredients.
I wish summer would come, so I could see Warped Tour.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:49 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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A rain cloud named Alice drowns the Warped Tour because Alice was jealous that she could not go. xD Actually, I might go. Maybe maybe. Last year the parental units said no. T-T
I wish I had a pony.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:59 pm
(Hoping your parental units say yes)
Your parents buy you a pony for your birthday and hide it in the garage, your dad forgets the pony is in there and accidentally kills in by running it over. (Thank Whitest Kids U Know.)
I wish I had a private swimming pool.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:19 pm
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You have a private swimming pool, but everyone on your street wants a dip. Ew, pool germs!!
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:21 pm
You don't have school tomorrow but you get grounded, can't do anything. Sad.
I wish school wasn't so stupid.
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