if zombies were to attack, what would you do?

[NeonxPanties]

Id grab the machetes and be like "step back bitches and watch how a real woman takes care or the trash" or something kick a** like that biggrin then crazy on their b***h asses unless their like L4D zombies then id be like "i knew i shoulda bought that katana"  

[iKawaiiKyle]

Carolina says...
hit them in the back of their head with a shovel and shoot bullets through them and say,"Back to the dead with u c**t!"  

[Blonde Mexican]

Well since the world is already in chaos, I would do a unicorn. And have abunch of unicorn babies. wink

 

[Subliminal Paranoia]

Walmart is quite a good idea. biggrin  

[Coo Beastie]

I live near LA, so I'll just pay a fee to the local gangs to kill the zombies. Or Mexican drug gangs, since they're used to killing people at a hourly pace. Of course, they'll be positioned in a ring a good mile away and around my city. No one touches my community. evil  

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OPTION C.
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[random is awesome]

go get leon kennedy to help me xD  

[Chuterr]

I'd go get my friggin' flower scythe out and go cut up some zombies! >: D  

[xXBloodOnMyHandsXx]

Rules:

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick a** Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then
sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

 

[stephunoi]

I'd set robot unicorn on them.  

[I Love is Evil I]

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I'd invite them to my house and have a partay! Woot! xd

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[Idonna]

Run around screaming then sacrifice myself. ._.  

[Miss_agenda]

First, I would scream and run all the way to a gun store nearby (if there is one in my country) and shoot all the freakin' zombies pirate

 

[Umbra Animus]

I chose I would move from town to town. I chose this option because zombies can pick up your scent, and if you were to stay in a place like Walmart you would eventually run out of supplies and the zombies might find you. The best thing to do is the follow the Zombie Land rules (lol) and to find a well-supplied island and stay there. (zombies can't swim right?)