Weird Things Your Pet Does

[Tangerine_Monster]

My one dog licks everything... including the floor. She also trots. Oh, and she's scared of water. Also, she loves this one stuffed animal named Dogny. We hid it once for 2 years, and when she finally found it, she frollicked around the house for a week. And she doesn't chase squirrels. She once ran after a bunny, but she just tried to play with it, she never tried to hurt it. Oh, and she won't eat uncooked meat, or anything that isn't cut into little tiny chunks.
My dog Bella is... special. She loves coffee, and she thinks she's a lapdog (she's a yellow lab). She also chases bunnies in her sleep and sits sideways.
Finally my demonic cat.. phoebe. Right, she does this thing where she comes up and rubs against you, wanting attention. But then as soon as you start petting her, she bites you. She'll sit on anything with writing on it, so that I can't do my homework half the time. She also hates cats.  

[K i m z y]

Our dog jumps up on the television and scratches at it when he sees an animal, sometimes he will growl, bark, or cry at it. It's really funny.

 

[Lieutenant Shotgun]

When my mom pulls up in her car and my cat is outside, he'll run in front of it and sit there. If we take to long to get out of the car, he'll jump on top of it, or if one of the doors is open, he'll go inside. It's so cute. :]  

[XxXluna eclipseXxX]

my dog jack is weird. he is normal untill something random sets him off and then he literally sprints full speed in circles and wont stop. he is really fast,too. my other dog, toby, just has this weird thing for licking my bottom. i mean, if he can reach it, then he is licking it. it gets super annoying!!!!!! i also have two cats. violet is my cat, and she is super talkative. you look at her, or even exist, and she starts talking at you. it is so cute. puck, her brother, does tis weird thing with his eyes when he spaces off where his pupils get BIG,AND THEN TINY, AND THEN big,AND THEN TINY. IT IS REALLY CREEPY TO WATCH!!!!!!  

[Princess Rebellion]

One time my lil sister farted and my dog, GrayCee, a year old black lab mix, sniffed her butt. It was sooooo funny!  

[Sonata Sweets]

Epic Bubblezz

Miss Sonata

My dog only stays in the kitchen and family room. He doesn't go to the living room, my room, or anywhere else.
Though when he's scared of thunder, he hides in the bathroom~(this is pretty normal)

What type of dog is it, he sounds like my old dog.

Wow...late reply. ^^;;

Golden Retriever  

[Ophrysia]

Kilala...
- Eats rose petals... but only pink ones.
- Tried to tackle a turkey once. Actually, twice. o_o;
- Is afraid of roaches (not that I blame her).
- Often stalks our house guests; never letting them out of her sight.
- Could open doors by herself (until she was declawed... poor baby).
- Has a designated "petting area" on the laundry room rug,
where she will constantly roll around and demand back scratches.
- Often drools when petted.
- Is a jewelry thief.
- Occasionally talks in her sleep.
- Will take her food out of her bowl, and drop it on the
floor before eating it.

Squish...
- Completely ignores birds, but chases squirrels to no end.
- Licks everything. He's worse than most dogs I've met.
- Is a walking garbage disposal. He'll eat just about anything.
- Sometimes sleeps in the middle of the back yard, while it's raining.
- Likes to look at everything upside-down. At least it seems that way.
- Usually sleeps in what we like to call the dead bug position; flat on the back with all four feet in the air.
- Is a clean freak. If he drops any food on the floor, he always stops to pick it up before continuing on the food in his bowl.  

[BugxNicole]

My dog snores and twitches when she sleeps, and instead of "sit" she only answers to commands like "tell me" (meaning speak) and "sit pretty" (where she sits up on her hind legs with her front paws like a little bunny rabbit, it's so cute).  

[pureismyheart]

My cat LOVES to show off. As soon as he notices company is over, nomatter if he is outside or upstairs, he will get on the living room rug and start chasing his tail like a dog or roll over on his back with his feet in the air.
Sometimes he sleeps like that too!  

[Sarah_ursweetheart]

my 8 month old brittany name juneau pees in his sleep and licks my other dog's ears. If he sees his reflection, he will also start growling at himself and his hackles will go up its hella funny. He has also recently learned how to jump over gates and the back of the couch....  

[TH3_G1ITCH_]

K R A Y Z E H SEZ:

I have a cat called Stanley.
He's about... Well, he's old now and we've had him since he was a kitten.
Yet, ever since we first got him, he's NEVER been able to 'Meow'
He makes a werid little attempt of a 'meow' but it sounds really strangled and rough.

Strange, but he's not sick or anything, he just doesn't speak properly.

/END.

 

[Nanaremilamina]

My cat, Parade, likes to pick things up and carry it in her month. She's like a puppy. When she was a little tiny kitten, she would jump on my back and climb up my back to get to her food.

Now, she loves to curl herself up on my shoulders and talks back to people when she doesn't want to be picked up. Seriously, she screams "No." And if I'm in the room, she'll look at me and yell for help.
She also loves to harass people in the shower and bath.

I love my little black cat. She's so adorable!  

[Sailor_Q-tip]

My cat, Morgan, licks the furniture. but not just any furniture, only our bedroom set. she also chases her tale but only in a certain spot in the house, under a cabinet in the dining room, nowhere else.  

[K i m z y]

My budgie (parakeet) called Pigeon is in love with a Hello Kitty Pez dispenser and I'm not even kidding. He always kisses it and when I hide it he goes to the edge of my laptop and starts looking for it. o.o

He doesn't need a girl budgie (parakeet) though because he really is happy on his own.

I just have to watch that I don't lose the Hello Kitty Pez dispenser because he is really attached to it.  

[Ramiele]

Elmo, my dog, uses pillows but only if they have pillow cases. He'll crawl into the pillow case on top of a pillow, and then stick his head out and use it as his own sleeping bag xD