How to get kicked out of Walmart!

[Velandeta]

Here r some suggestions! ^^

1. I would try to take the speaker thing that ppl can hear throughout the store and say "The store wil be closing in 5 min. Thankyou for shopping at Wallmart...losas!!!" right after it opens lol.

2. Another you should meet a random worker and know there whole name, and then go tell the front clerk you lost your parent and tell them the workers name. If there stupid enough they say it over the loud speaker, and the worker would be like wtf.

3. Also in the front shake up all the cokes and hide the candy bars. Mix up the items.

4. Take all the watermelons you can and put them in another shopper's cart when they aren't looking. X3

5. Unwrap all the chocolates and put them pack.

6. Scream bloody murder where nobody is so they won't know its you. Everybody might start to panic.

7. Fart over the loud speaker.

8. Ask a clerk where the achohol is (if your -21)  

[Ayoo Tacos]

Are you crazy?  

[Can You Hear My Heartbeat]

1.Go to the toy aisle and try on one of the barbie costumes, then run around the the store screaming, "I'M A PRINCESS!!!!!"
2.Yell in the speaker, "WE HAVE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM, thank you." and then steal all the gaia cash cards. :3
3.When an assistant asks if you need help, you say," NO, YOU CAN'T HELP ME!!!!! NOBODY CAN HELP ME!!!"  

[Can You Hear My Heartbeat]

Toxic Sempal

15 things to do at WAL*MART
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

I've done #13. before but I would hide in the mens sportwear before they pick their shirt, I would scream, "no, NO,NO, NO, SWEATY!!!!"  

[C-fan]

Can You Hear My Heartbeat

1.Go to the toy aisle and try on one of the barbie costumes, then run around the the store screaming, "I'M A PRINCESS!!!!!"
2.Yell in the speaker, "WE HAVE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM, thank you." and then steal all the gaia cash cards. :3
3.When an assistant asks if you need help, you say," NO, YOU CAN'T HELP ME!!!!! NOBODY CAN HELP ME!!!"

I'd do #2,3 3nodding
i just imagined miself running around walmart singing the mission impossible song
it was funny whee  

[risen_darkness570]

http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=18474157&_gaia_t_=1272&page=last



GRAB ALL THE MARSHMALLOW PACKS PUT THEM IN YOUR PANTS ,GET A SHIRT AND PUT IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD , GET A BIG PACK OF SKITTLEZ AND RUN AROUND THE STORE SCREAMING AND THROWING THE SKITTLES AT PEOPLE. LOL IT WORKS  

[merpderp19974]

TheEmoPimpBitch

h y p e r x m u s i c

15 things to do at WAL*MART
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

LMAO IVE DONE #13....good times...good times XD

o.O did the #11 one running down State ST. xD  

[merpderp19974]

Go to the dressing rooms and try on something stupid and then walk out and asking a random person "What time is it?!" and when they say it, start dancing
NOTE~you might get called: lunatic, idiot, crazy, mime, dipsh*t, buckwheat  

[hypocryptic]

we don't have Walmart in New Zealand but im guessing its like Kmart so go to the ball isle and throw them down the isle yelling "PIKACHU I CHOSE YOUUUUU!"  

[Moosifer666]

git a jaunt bat and swing it like crazy go in oooga oga oga twisted  

[Xx_ipoked_chu_xX]

i need gold  

[Mr Vendor]

My friends actually got kicked out for this.
They had those plastic swords and were running around walmart hitting eachother and knocking over things. mrgreen
They hit multiple people too!  

[princess ai rules]

Toxic Sempal

15 things to do at WAL*MART
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

hahahahaha lol  

[Ren Nagusaran]

Grab a cell phone you hate, drop it on the ground, stomp on it for a min. or tell someone see you while laughing like a phyco.  

[light_shadow_in_the_dark]

wow those r the best ideas ever!!!! I'm gonna try one of those next time I go to walmart!!!!! biggrin