[Game] Litigious! Sue the User Above You

[dark_chocolateangel]

I sue you for not having a V8!  

[nuripyon]

I sue you for liking V8!  

[dark_chocolateangel]

(I dont actually, just watched a V8 commercial. Anyways!)

I sue you for walking on sunshine!  

[nuripyon]

(Haha, I think it's gross myself...)

I sue you for feelin' good!  

[yukea]

I sue you for having ears.  

[dark_chocolateangel]

I sue you for having little ghost children!  

[nuripyon]

I sue you for having a fox in your signature!  

[dark_chocolateangel]

I sue you for having a servant who's carrying wine! Me might drop it and slip and then he'll sue you too!  

[nuripyon]

I sue you for assuming it's wine! It's juice! What you're saying is slander!  

[dark_chocolateangel]

The I sue you for drinking juice that could easily be mistaken as wine!  

[Jaaku-san]

I sue you for keeping a cow without a license! Without proper handling, it could stampede at any moment! D<  

[dark_chocolateangel]

I sue you for saying I have a cow, when clearly there is no cow present around my avitar!  

[Jaaku-san]

I sue you for tampering with the evidence of a pre-existing case and animal cruelty! Clearly, you got rid of the evidence of your crime by turning that poor (and still unlicensed!) cow into steaks.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

I sue you for smirking the way that you are right now! I don't know why you're doing it, but it's giving me the raging heebie-jeebies!  

[Jaaku-san]

I sue you for carrying an unsheathed sword! Where's your license?