What does this button do?

[Shin Long Omega]

Harrry Potter apperates right next to you, hit's you with the disarming spell, and apperates away.

I press the purple putton that can't decide what shape it is.  

[xX_Miles Prower_Xx]

Your body turns to jello so as you walk you can not sustain a single shape.

I'll tap the little blue button to "Shhhhhhh!!!"  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Adam Sanddler pops out of the screaming, "SHUT UP!"  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

You forgot to do something, so....

I push Sean's face into the button pannel, not really watching to see which button or buttons it hits.  

[Crystal Void]

A bunch of crazy s**t happens

I hit the self destruct button.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

You explode.

I press the white button that looks like it's full of holes.  

[Jade Gale]

Swiss cheese starts falling from the sky

I press the button that reads "BUTTON!"  

[Cyborg Bears]

TARGET easy buttons just start flying at you
i push the button shaped like a dead stick figure  

[Shin Long Omega]

The stick-men declare war on you, many of them will surely die in battle. But can you get through all of them?

I press the blue button that looks like fire.  

[Crystal Void]

You don't notice right away but you're heir is now on fire.

I press the button that looks like the silhouette of a woman who is ether naked or wearing very little.  

[Dr Sciurus]

your clothes all dissapear and a man appears whose had way too many drinks

i push the button that looks like a car  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

What looks like a car appears next to you, it's really a decepticon.

I press the button shaped like a half moon.  

[sombre_howl]

You look up in time to see a cow jumping through the waning crescent and falling... falling... mmmmOOOOOO!... Landing on top of you and trotting off as if nothing happened.

I step over your body and press a button that has the Ghost Busters symbol on it.  

[Crystal Void]

The Ghost Busters or some people that look like the Ghost Busters come and beat the crap out of you and run off with you're wallet!

I press the heart button!  

[sombre_howl]

The mystic aztec guy from the old Indiana Jones movie comes over and pulls your heart out of your chest then kicks you into the dark lava pit of doom.

I get up after being mugged and, in using the button table to help me stand, inadvertantly press a button with an urn on it.