Twist of Fortune

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

...only to find out that the movie went BANKRUPT before it aired!!!



I turned the television on...  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And it started smoking.

I went to the store to get ice-cream...  

[-l-bye-l-]

only to find out that the store closed 1 minute before you got there.



I went on a scenic drive...  

[Venomous Ghost]

... only to be detoured down a construction access road, that's backed up with traffic!!


I take my dog out for a walk...  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And the leash breaks.

I agree to go along on an end boss run in zOMG...  

[Scy Lancer]

... And your computer crashes right before the last hit to kill him.

One of my ex girlfriends gets knocked up lol!  

[Venomous Ghost]

Scy Lancer

... And your computer crashes right before the last hit to kill him.

One of my ex girlfriends gets knocked up lol

Uhhh, is that a GOOD thing??? LMAO!!! Ok, so to continue...


..... but the paternity test indicates it's YOUR baby!! rofl


I went to an awesome pool party with a totally hot babe....  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And she got into a fight with her ex-girlfriend.

The big season finale of my favourite TV show is coming on...  

[Venomous Ghost]

... but its nerfed by a 3 hour Presidential Address! mad


I help an old lady across a busy intersection...


:3~  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And the light turns red when you're only halfway across the street.

I finally get air conditioning in my apartment...  

[Scy Lancer]

Then it gets -20 outside... Reminds me of home actually.

I find out I was adopted!  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

But your biological family is creepy.

I get to spend a day out in the warm, beautiful sunshine...  

[Venomous Ghost]

... but you fall asleep & wake up later to a 2nd degree sunburn!! (OUCH!!)

I catch a foul ball at a baseball game...


:3~  

[B Heather M]

... and you accidentally drop when you have to let someone back into their seat.

My book is accepted for publication...  

[Venomous Ghost]

.... but when it hits the shelves, there's someone else's name on the cover!


I woke up with a brilliant idea this morning...


:3~