True or False?

[Radiosquid]

Yes! Or am I? It's the internet! Who knows?

Next poster is a black belt in karate.  

[H y p n o t i c Fox]

No...I'm only a white belt. ;_; (Yes, Karate)

Next poster isn't me!

 

[Doxymon]

Holy crap! Psycho Mantis! (and to that last reply. Sadly, I know a few who would...)
Next poster doesn't know who The Black Whirlwind is.

 

[CaptainBaconMan]

True, true

Next poster listens to Jason Mraz.  

[counter-strike rocks]

lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (who is he?)

next poster has pimples  

[Doxymon]

True, but not many... :3
Next poster DOESN'T have a chinchilla named Charon!  

[Radiosquid]

Liar! I have seven.

Next poster is a three year old child.  

[Doxymon]

Lies! But I have a 4 year old child. Who is my niece! xD
Next poster doesn't have a short skirt OR a long jacket. xP  

[CaptainBaconMan]

Correct, but I do like Cake.

Next poster took part in the 8 bit wars.  

[Doxymon]

.... I don't even think I was alive when that was occurring... gonk
Next poster just got a 1up! :3  

[Miluielwen]

true!! *becomes larger*

next poster will sneeze, cough, or fart when reading this.  

[counter-strike rocks]

you are wrong... i puked
next poster read this (lol)  

[CaptainBaconMan]

Oh screw you. Lol

Next poster knows what (physical) game I just played.  

[Miluielwen]

True! And I have a video to prove it wink

Next poster is wearing no clothes.  

[counter-strike rocks]

wrong, i have socks on, HA!
next poster is aviator