Things that tick you off about yaoi or shonen-ai

[Ichikage Kira]

the supposed to be romance stories but turn into mostly smex scenes. It gets boring and ruins the idea that gay love is more than that, well to me anyway. No offense to anyone.  

[Tsuki Nushi]

[Romiette]

Trying to find that one golden fic amongst bazillions of poorly written slash gonk

Agreed  

[latitude_cat]

Montypythoniisss

Girlie Hero

I'm very particular with what about a character has been changed to make them work in a pairing. Somethings about characters you can't change because they are apart of their personality, but others are influenced by their environment. Basically I want an explanation for the change. If "hey it's a parallel universe!" is all they can think of, that's fine--I'm open to creativity.
Ten things that piss me off:
1) when reading a fanfic labeled Lemon, Lime, a**l, Explicit, ect, any buttschecks that shows up is either a three sentence paragraph at the end or is only a "and he locked the door behind him---end scene". That's damn annoying.
2) when one of the love interests turns out to be a chic in the end and "everything's alright/works out" after that.
3) tactless scenarios (pedi rape, fatehr/son incest, necro, ect.) meant to be sexy or erotic. Go for it if you're searching for shock/horror effect, but other than that---NO!
4) misuse/overuse of "Stockholm Syndrome" love
[This next one doesn't necessarily piss me off but it bores me.]
5) Uncreative xeno characters (if you're going to have an alien species, put some thought into it beside "they look like humans but are blue".)
6) too much description of body hair. I've read a fic where a guy got off because his lover was just licking his arm pit gonk ewwww!
7) usage of certain foods and certain toiletries. I'm not talking about whip creme and strawberries or lotion and soap. I mean corn, rice, chicken and other Sunday-dinner foods, or vasaline and toothpaste. Vasaline is dangerous to use for a**l penetration and the it burns like a m0therf2cker if you get it in a rip--I know crying And dude, toothpaste? I've read stuff with that. Some writers don't think do they? Baking Soda + Alcohol + bleach based whiteners = toothpaste. Does that sound like it would make a good lube? No.
8 ) chubby chasers. I don't condemn it, but I'm not into the "aesthetic" of it.
9) "OMG I'm preggo!" stories that don't have an explanation for it. Unless it's labeled IMPREG for the cuteness of it (i.e. "Ahwww 4laugh he wuvs him!!), or has a logic to it (i.e. "I'm a hermaphrodite with a uterus and a p***s", "males of my race can have babies") I'm not interested.
10) Short sex-capades that are only four paragraphs long. Dude, that's not even a chapter!
wahmbulance

okay, I'm done.

eek You....are a guy.....right?? (Just wondering)

*checks for p***s*

*No p***s*

I'm all girl.
What? girls can have a**l sex too. You don't have to have a prostate for it to feel good, yo pirate  

[lil_utena]

when a girl keeps interupting the boy love. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU! GO AWAY!!! >.<  

[Pretty Pretty Priceless]

lil_utena

when a girl keeps interupting the boy love. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU! GO AWAY!!! >.<

No offence at all is meant by this, but that is so stereotypically funny.  

[lil_utena]

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lil_utena

when a girl keeps interupting the boy love. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU! GO AWAY!!! >.<

No offence at all is meant by this, but that is so stereotypically funny.

lol how is that? bc this is what alot of fan girls do?  

[[Romiette]]

Tsuki Nushi

[Romiette]

Trying to find that one golden fic amongst bazillions of poorly written slash gonk

Agreed

Glad to hear it biggrin  

[Pretty Pretty Priceless]

lil_utena

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lil_utena

when a girl keeps interupting the boy love. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU! GO AWAY!!! >.<

No offence at all is meant by this, but that is so stereotypically funny.

lol how is that? bc this is what alot of fan girls do?

Well, yes to tell the truth.  

[Enzai Sebby3]

lil_utena

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lil_utena

when a girl keeps interupting the boy love. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU! GO AWAY!!! >.<

No offence at all is meant by this, but that is so stereotypically funny.

lol how is that? bc this is what alot of fan girls do?

Its natural to feel that way if a character gets in the way of youre favourite pairing.
I agree,a lot of us do this.Its a woman thing.I hate to admit.  

[ninja_xox]

i now its to try and make it more realistic but im sick of hearing the same thing over & over "i'm a boy this is weird" or "but were both men",and the fact most of these lines are said in a bed half nacked stare theres no point
also that pink haird girl for loveless (i forgot her name) she was just annoying  

[KING KITTAN YEAHHH]

Stuff like what was mentioned in the OP. And of course THE CENSORING! Damn Japs censoring their porn!  

[Ceveo]

ninja_xox

i now its to try and make it more realistic but im sick of hearing the same thing over & over "i'm a boy this is weird" or "but were both men",and the fact most of these lines are said in a bed half nacked stare theres no point
also that pink haird girl for loveless (i forgot her name) she was just annoying

Ha well I'm sorry to hear that about the repeated phrases. Primarily that if it is your first time crossing the threshold as a male, even if it is by yourself, you ar typically all nerves for the situation. Because it is weird, and for men sticking something up the pooper is a bit of a big thing to look over. Especially when you have to find a perfect object.  

[Pretty Pretty Priceless]

odio implacable

ninja_xox

i now its to try and make it more realistic but im sick of hearing the same thing over & over "i'm a boy this is weird" or "but were both men",and the fact most of these lines are said in a bed half nacked stare theres no point
also that pink haird girl for loveless (i forgot her name) she was just annoying

Ha well I'm sorry to hear that about the repeated phrases. Primarily that if it is your first time crossing the threshold as a male, even if it is by yourself, you ar typically all nerves for the situation. Because it is weird, and for men sticking something up the pooper is a bit of a big thing to look over. Especially when you have to find a perfect object.

Quite true.  

[Tsuki Nushi]

lil_utena

when a girl keeps interupting the boy love. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU! GO AWAY!!! >.<

I agree partially. It's okay when it's funny, but the psychotic "HE'S MINE!" ex-girlfriends/random stalker girls piss me off.  

[Kuo51]

One thing that I hate is that no matter how long the characters have been in a relationship, whenever they have sex the Uke acts all "No! Stop! Don't!"

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Girlie Hero

Vasaline is dangerous to use for a**l penetration and the it burns like a m0therf2cker if you get it in a rip--I know crying

Uh oh. eek

Plus, oil-based lube reacts with the latex in condoms & weakens it. eek