Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[Xx-DarkMajesty-xX]

I walked into a door and bumped my head  

[avalonsThief]

I ate my dog... Well, he doesn't exactly have homework, so you get the idea.  

[Therinert]

a piece of meat came and hung me on the cieling and beat me up with another piece of meat  

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my house is overcrowded with pandas and they dun let mei get out  

[Therinert]

i slipped in the toilet and ish shtuck  

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my halo is too big for the door. i need a new door and it'll take months.  

[Therinert]

i couldn't fit in the building (it was to tiny)  

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i cant stop rofling so i cant walk to school  

[Therinert]

i fell out of bed and landed on my bed and couldn't get upright  

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Kinzie bite me  

[Therinert]

i was learning how to do the polka dance (hey my dances r important to me XD not really)  

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sleeping and waiting for my prince to come ;O  

[Therinert]

playing darts with people i hate as the board  

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still having breakfast.  

[Therinert]

i thought it was saturday