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 Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:10 am
Granted, however they clean your house so much the house slowly starts to disappear from over cleaning. It's like a wood with sandpaper,you don't instantly see it, but over time the wood is gone.
I wish for a turkey sandwich with lettuce, tomato, a bit a mayo on toasted wheat bread.
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:21 pm
Granted, but the turkey is leftover from Thanksgiving 2005. Ewww.....
I wish i had more milk to go with this cake i'm eating.
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:12 pm
Your wish is my command, here are your 650 bovine friends here to grant your lactating desires....umm mind the floor it's a little...well pooped on.
I wish I could find Christmas presents for everyone.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:02 pm
Granted, you now have a Christmas present for everyone you ever met in your entire life. Unfortunately, the massive tower of presents collapsed onto your house, trapping you inside.
I wish my cats liked each other sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:33 pm
Granted, but now you have MY cats that don't like each other, or yours!!!
I wish I had a brand, new, hybrid car.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:36 pm
Granted HOT from the factory, unfortunately the police quickly chase you down the freeway in a spectacular 6 o'clock news car chase for your unpaid purchase.
I wish there was no ice on the road.
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:17 pm
Granted! A massive heat wave rolls in melting all the ice and snow! Uh oh...wait a second...that's not just a heat wave! It's a supernova! sweatdrop burning_eyes
I wish someone would pay off my Mastercard!
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:45 pm
Kyreie I wish someone would pay off my Mastercard! *POOF* Some mysterious person pays your MasterCard bill... PAID IN FULL!! But then said mysterious person sells your information for $17.83 and the next thing you know you owe $145,538,398.06 for a castle in Ireland. eek Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener...
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:53 pm
Wish granted but a very hungry person plops you on a bun smoothers you with ketchup and devores you.
I wish it would snow.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:44 pm
Granted - but it blows in with a freezing blizzard and your heatings not working and your trapped in your house.
I wish my day will get better.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:48 pm
Wish granted... Your day gets better but as soon as night falls your dreams are haunted by scary monsters
I wish I could go home from work early.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:09 pm
Granted and you hear dinosaurs stamping across the newly born earth.
I wish I had some eggnog.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:31 pm
Granted a frothy glass of warm eggnog vintage 1980's or so left in a bargain basement cooler. Unfortunately it's quite full of salmonella resulting in a un-festive visit to the hospital.
I wish I had magical helper elves.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:35 pm
Angelicphrase Granted a frothy glass of warm eggnog vintage 1980's or so left in a bargain basement cooler. Unfortunately it's quite full of salmonella resulting in a un-festive visit to the hospital. I wish I had magical helper elves. Granted, but the elves take up too many resources and get in the way. I wish Light Yagami was a real person.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:47 pm
Granted, however Light's tyrannical reign becomes increasingly fanatic resulting in the forming of a rebellion and eventually world war three. The last thing left is the death note and Ryuk but since there are no humans left to play with he fades out of existence from sheer boredom.
I wish I had a cowboy wink
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