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 Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:16 am
first lines of the worst poems ever writen
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:21 am
1) Oh, green lump I found one day in the bathroom
2) Warble flap neep neep jimble poo!
3) OHI THAR!!! LOLZ!!!1111!!
4)My zipper was stuck open one fall morning
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:57 am
the most retarded super powers ever
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:17 am
The ability to tell that it's really not butter.
Pencil sharpening with the mind.
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:51 pm
Hypnotic lord of the dance foot power
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:01 am
the worst things you can say after sex
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:17 pm
1: Have we started yet?
2: Well, there goes the last lingering threads of my heterosexuality.
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:43 pm
things everyone thinks about you but never says
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:32 am
I just had a couple of beers~
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:11 pm
-Sleeping with a chick, guy's perspective- Isn't she done yet?
Man, I really need to pick my nose.
-random thing on the sidewalk- I wonder if that's edible?
-really hot day- I can feel the sweat trickling down my buttcrack.
-When asked by a chick if she looks fat- Of course you do. I can even see your thighs duking it out to see who's going to fill in the space between your legs.
If the meal between lunch and breakfast is brunch, then why's the meal between lunch and dinner called tea?
-Sleeping with a guy, chick's perspective- Isn't he done yet?
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:38 pm
"Oh dear, those beans gave me horrible gas."
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:02 am
boy/girl scout badges we've never heard of
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:27 am
i dont know how to name these proplrly, but, best barehanded bearkiller *shrug*
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:19 pm
The female impersonators badge. Given out only after a successful strut down the catwalk heels, chiffon ,tiara and all. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:33 am
Oh look! Little Timmy got his new Jump Off A Bridge And Land Face First Badge! He's so proud!
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