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 Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:43 am
assuredly fake, but still cute. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:04 am
kurridevilwing assuredly fake, but still cute. 3nodding ia; that _can't_ be real, but it rather funny - it reminds me of an open letter on Craigslist!
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:28 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:32 am
A thoroughly entertaining read. xd xd xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:34 pm
lmao brilliant just brilliant xd rofl
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:23 pm
Yea, it probably is fake. But gods is it hilarious. XD
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:07 pm
Glad everyone likes it biggrin
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:25 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:59 pm
xd Nice creativity you've got there.
Let this all be a lesson for all of us when one assumes.
Thanks for the laughs! heart
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:15 am
Thee cheers for women's lib!
50 buck boxers? Makes me wonder where he was shopping. I pick up a three pack of hanes for eight bucks.
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:36 am
o my god this is so good i LMFAO so funny good for her
what a losser that guy and so is her sisster
( you get what is comming to you )
WELL DONE
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:09 am
That was a really super funny letter dragon student. xd
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:28 pm
Dragon student Got this in an email and had to share. If you're a divorcee (or a child whose parents divorced) this may make you giggle. The Husband's Letter Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever! I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER Carla and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! The Wife's Letter Dear Ex-Husband - Nothing has made my day more complete than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that it doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you have always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem. I laughed so hard when I read this I cried. You go for it!
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