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[Meiazure]

*glares at Sagra*

You just slammed my throat with a wooden board and cuffed my ears.

I don't want your noodles! scream  

[Ayersi]

.:. ; 3;
I just wanna help .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

-Kicks Meiazure into the pit of death-

This IS EEEEFFFFFEEEEEE!!!! :Scream:

>w<

-Takes noodles-

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Ayersi]

.:. ;w;
Squee .:.

 

[Meiazure]

Have them noodles. Don't know what Feuer put in 'em anyway. Hmph! >=  

[Ayersi]

.:. Those noodles are safe ;~; .:.

 

[vietkieu]

[[ tests it on a guinea pig ]]
[[ guinea pig starts choking but is saved by another guinea pig doing the heimlich ]]
EVIL MONSTER !  

[Ayersi]

.:. o:
The guinea pig ate it too fast .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

How did you even get my noodles D:<

-Slaps Viet and takes noodles back-

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. I can only imagine~
>w<
.:.

 

[Meiazure]

I thought viet claims to have super ninja powers (stolen/not stolen). Maybe that's how she sneaked the noodles away from you, Aaron? =0

*proceeds to water HQ beanstalks*  

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. I feel violated ; 3;
I was in rally and a newb raped me
.:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

You don't know how to defend yourself at all.

You get raped by strawberries and n00bs. o:

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Ayersi]

.:. ; 3;
-goes into counceling- .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

Like hell you are D<

I'm not spending upwards of $100 a session on quacks. gonk

The Dino Has Spoken