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Card Name: Dr. Octagonapus
Card Type: Monster/Fiend/Light
Atk and Def: Zero both
Level: 10
Effect: In order to Normal Summon this card, you must release three monsters. When this card is summoned, all other cards on the field and in both player's hands are destroyed and sent to the graveyard. This effect cannot be countered by a monster effect. For each card sent to the graveyard your opponent loses 500 points of damage for each one. At the end phase, this card is removed from the field and both players draw 3 cards from their decks.

Card Name: Imma Fire'n Ma Lazer!!
Card Type: Magic/Normal
Effect: This card can only be activated when you have a machine or a warrior type monster on your side of the field. Flip that monster facedown. After two turns have past after that monster has been set and you flip it over on the second turn, your opponent receives 5000 points of damage to their lifepoints. If it is flipped faceup or removed from the field before two turns then the owner's life points are reduced by 5000.

Evil Alien Berserker
EARTH/Lv9
Fusion/Reptile/Effect
3200/200
Evil Dragon Ananta+Cosmic Horror Gang'iel
Once per turn, you may pay 1000 points to destroy 1 monster on your side of the field and distribute 'A' Counters amongst all monsters on the field, equal to the level of the tributed card. If this card battles a 'Hero' Monster, destroy this card and the 'Hero' monster.

Doom Bat
DARK/Lv3
Winged-Beast/Effect
100/0
This monster's type is also treated as 'Fiend'. When this card is special summoned from the deck, destroy 1 monster your opponent controls. if your opponent does not control a monster, remove from play the top 5 cards of your deck.

i need a whole thread to post my cards

complete sets
Naruto
Arcana Force

Incomplete sets
legendary dragons

i think i will do that

Bob
Level 4
Dark/Warrior/Tuner

This Card's summon cannot be responded to. This Card's effect can be used on either player's turn. When this Card is face-up on the field, you may destroy all Cards on the field except this Card. This Card is always treated as every attribute. This Card is always treated as every monster type. This Card's name is always treated as "Elemental Hero Bob", "Destiny Hero Bob", "Evil Hero Bob", "Elemental Hero Neos", "Rainbow Dragon", "Green Gadget", "Red Gadget", "Yellow Gadget", "Blue-Eyes White Dragon", "Red-Eyes B. Dragon", "Dark Magician", "Blaze Accelerator", "Tri-Blaze Accelerator", "Crystal Beast - Bob", "Volcanic Bob", "Batteryman Bob", "Cloudian - Bob", "Ninja Bob", "Ancient Gear Bob", "Bob the Frog", "The Six Samurai - Bob", "Gladiator Beast - Bob", "Bob, Lightsworn Bob", "Bobroid", "Guardian Bob", "Gladiator Beast Bestiari", "Gladiator Beast Laquari", "Destiny Hero Malicious", "Hyena", "Nimble Momonga", "Giant Germ", "Troop Dragon", "Bubonic Vermin", "Skull Servant", "Bob, the Bob Monarch", "D.D. Bob", "Bob", "Dark Bob", "Bob, The Builder" and "Bob, the Bob Bob". When this Card is on the field or in your hand, you may change it's Level at any time. When this Card is on the field, you may pay half your Life Points to summon a Level 4 LIGHT Monster Card from your deck. This Card may be used for a Synchro Summon on either player's turn. If this Card is used for a Synchro Summon, send all Cards in your opponent's hand to the Graveyard, then Special Summon this Card to your side of the field in Attack Mode. When this Card is Special Summoned this way, you may send any 10 Cards from your deck to the Graveyard. You may discard this card from your hand to double any effect damage you deal for this turn, once per turn. If a "Bob" exists in your Graveyard or is removed from play, you may return the "Bob" to your hand. This Card's effect cannot be negated.

ATK 500 DEF 0

Rarity: Parallel + Secret + Ghost + Ultimate + Gold

You know, you're really not that tough every time you say you're going to kill someone. Also, it's not spam, it's a made up card in a make a card thread, I changed it's text so I posted it again.

Why? I know it exists, but I don't want to waste my time doing that when I can just post a card's stats.