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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:40 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:18 pm
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As long as we're comparing the genders:
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because:
1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic, 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else, 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on, 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves, 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
Who do you think won?
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:21 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:56 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:17 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:36 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:34 pm
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LordVesquan Lmao misty!!! rofl Those are all great I have one to, im not sure if anyone will get it at first....but here goes!! So a baby seal walks into a club... Thats it xd
oH I GOT IT THE SEALS ARE THE ONES WHO GET CLUBBED AND KILLED TO MAKE CLOTHES FUNNY BUT.....cruel
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:41 am
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Staind_soul81793 LordVesquan Lmao misty!!! rofl Those are all great I have one to, im not sure if anyone will get it at first....but here goes!! So a baby seal walks into a club... Thats it xd oH I GOT IT THE SEALS ARE THE ONES WHO GET CLUBBED AND KILLED TO MAKE CLOTHES FUNNY BUT.....cruel
Oh jeez, are you serious?! I agree with Staind, but not funny~
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