.....Not so breaking news

[Encarton]

exclaim
*dives under a cardboard box*
 

[Ayersi]

-jumps out of strawberry HQ-
Wooo!
-runs to pizza town holding a t.v.-

 

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

What?! How could I have not known that Feuer had infiltrated my HQ?!

*storms down the stairs*

*finds strawberry guards glued together with melted cheese*

eek *narrows eyes* Time for... REVENGE!!!

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Ayersi]

-arrives to pizza town-
Look my people!
-holds up T.v.-
We finally have digital cable!
-pizza people cheers-

 

[vietkieu]

[[ dressed up as a pizza watching free cable Mei is paying for ]]  

[Ayersi]

-walks up to the dressed up viet-
Shrimp madam? -holds out a cup of shrimp-

 

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

Hello? Cable service? I'd like you to end my subscription. NOW.
*proceeds to wash strawberries*

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Encarton]

*marches forth to the newly acquired TV*
*bends over and...*
*places two googly eyes and a sticker mouth on it*

Mwahaha! Its ALIVE!
*scampers off cackling madly*  

[Ayersi]

-pizza people weep and sniffle while watching the Titanic-
;[

 

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

*cable gets cut off, and Titanic flashes off*

*TV becomes alive with Encarton's stickers and proceed to eat Feuer's pizzas*

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[vietkieu]

-[[ sings along with "My heart will go on" ]]-
-[[ TV cable gets cut ]]-
Nooooooooooooooooooo ! [/dramatic]  

[Ayersi]

Nooooooo! -slams a mallet on t.v.-
Feuer angry feuer destroy! -runs towards Strawberry HQ and chews on the wires in the basement-

 

[Encarton]

Noo its not alive anymore D:
*looks around for someplace to stick his magical stickers*
Uhh... uhh...
*sticks some on a car*

Mwahaha! Tis alive!
Now my car minion, go...
Errm... do whatever for now

*dashes off to cause more mayhem with living objects*  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

*wires Feuer chewing actually wires of a pack of C4*

BOOM!

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

-Feuer's hand lands in front of Aaron-

*Pokes Feuer's hand*

._.

The Dino Has Spoken