[Game] Sweet Little Lies

[For-Chan Cookie]

Once retice found out that I had a six year old boy, her shota complex burst forth, full strength and she began to dress me in loligoth and feed me candy that was inappropriately shaped. Until the Pomeranian came out and bit her ankle.  

[SardonicSteve]

For-Chan Cookie is in actuality Hilary Clinton.

0_0

*GASPS!!*

 

[Lenre Li]

SardonicSteve is actually a transexual hermaphrodite. xd  

[User_2629207]

Lenre Li is, believe it or not, the souls of millions of dead baby ponies, poured into one very small, but very angry banana.  

[Lenre Li]

Miss Sushii actually has no hands, and is actually using combined telepathy/technokinesis to post. o.O;  

[Syntria]

Lenre Li is secretly the captain of the Guild.  

[ShadowedMoonlight]

Misstress Paco is the leader of a homophobic church group that protests gay rights while wearing tutus.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

ShadowedMoonlight is really Kermit the Frog's long lost sister, Kermia who has a huge crush on Miss Piggy and intents to steal her away.  

[Honourable123]

For-Chan Cookie is actually a super hero. Who spends her time slaughtering the Forces of Homophobia with large stacks of yaoi manga.  

[Lenre Li]

Honourable Mention is actually an extra-terrestrial alien, who came to Earth to make sure that all of the Earth's population is heterosexual for some obscure reason. eek  

[SilverMaple]

Lenre Li is really Jared Leto.

Who I will proceed to jump on. <3  

[Lenre Li]

SilverMaple is an oak tree in real life. o.O;  

[SilverMaple]

Lenre Li is still Jared Leto.

Who I will proceed to jump on. <3  

[Honourable123]

SilverMaple is really a special kind of moose. With telekinetic powers, meaning she can type from fourty feet away. Unfortunately, she cannot actually see the screen, and has to use binoculars attatched to her nose.
o.O;;  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Honourable123 has no body hair, only worms on her head. She's like Medusa, only not nearly as cool. She can't even turn people to stone, just mud. sad