Loony Laws

[Dr Entropy]

churrlo

Ok sorry for the double post... but OMFG!! (please forgive me >.>, its on topic) These are all for Kentucky blaugh

In Owensboro, Kentucky this is a law xd
- One may not receive a**l sex.
- A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

In Fort Thomas dogs may not molest cars. (WOW xd )

In Tennessee you can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. (Lotsa whales I bet xd )

In Memphis TN, its illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

rofl I suppose they don't want people breeding xD  

[FangzV]

Iconised Ghost

eek Are any of these laws enforced?

Nope.
ESPECIALLY the one where idiots cannot vote.  

[SecondBanana]

teh sexiful nerdy

haha omg get this one: it is illegal to have sex with a virgin in washington state. regardless of marital status or age.

So they have to leave the state to lose their virginity? O_o  

[angel_half82]

Kentucky --
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

SecondBanana

teh sexiful nerdy

haha omg get this one: it is illegal to have sex with a virgin in washington state. regardless of marital status or age.

So they have to leave the state to lose their virginity? O_o

pretty much. except that its not enforced. or, well, not very well xD  

[Iconised Ghost]

FangzV

Iconised Ghost

eek Are any of these laws enforced?

Nope.
ESPECIALLY the one where idiots cannot vote.

lol valid point mrgreen  

[ajalele]

Booger flicking can be dangerous.  

[Lily the Pink]

In Bremerton, Washington, it's illegal to crush peanuts on the street.

In Utah, it's illegal to hunt whales.

In Provo, Utah, it's illegal to have a snowball fight. (I think this one is actually enforced)

@nerdy: Seriously? Even if you're married? That's hilarious, considering Washington has some of the horniest teenagers in the country. rofl  

[Dana Pixie Stix]

Lily the Pink

In Bremerton, Washington, it's illegal to crush peanuts on the street.

In Utah, it's illegal to hunt whales.

In Provo, Utah, it's illegal to have a snowball fight. (I think this one is actually enforced)

@nerdy: Seriously? Even if you're married? That's hilarious, considering Washington has some of the horniest teenagers in the country. rofl

Why do you think that is?  

[SecondBanana]

Teh Dana

Lily the Pink

In Bremerton, Washington, it's illegal to crush peanuts on the street.

In Utah, it's illegal to hunt whales.

In Provo, Utah, it's illegal to have a snowball fight. (I think this one is actually enforced)

@nerdy: Seriously? Even if you're married? That's hilarious, considering Washington has some of the horniest teenagers in the country. rofl

Why do you think that is?

Since they cant, they have an unstoppable desire to do so.  

[The Amethyst Riddle]

in some state or other... you have some certain amount of time... to report your missing tiger to the authorities. no, really. the tiger ran off with the nargles. lolz. don't you just love Luna? and what is up with shooting whales from moving cars and not ******** virgins?  

[iceghost100]

In ohio its NOT LEGAL to go Whaling >.<(I havent seen any yet)
In Ohio you cannoy be arrested with a mistaner on the 4th of july HA CHA CHA CHA.

HERE are some Useless Knowledge on other sates then ohio

Alabama


It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.(Poor Gramps)
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. (glad i`m not there)
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.(I`ll be back)

Alaska

In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. (Feed?)
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. (RLY? its so random)

Arizona

In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.(Again Random have something ainst female jeans apprently)
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American.(Chezz it Chife)
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.(is it legal to make a U turn then?)
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.(who rly wears those any ways)

Arkansas

In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature." (Even a fly?)
School teachers who bob their hair may forfeit their pay raises. (LOL)

California

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (I seen alot of Whales in the US on soil)
In Pacific Grove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.(how do u do that?)
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.(i guess cuz mikeys there)
In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.(Four @$$hole)
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts.(he he sobs)

Colorado

In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. (How many cases of this has there been?)
In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits.(Umm thats random)

Connecticut

In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog.(BAD REVOR)
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. (I wounder iif u can despoes new?)
In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25 m.p.h., even when going to a fire.(Sry that we are late but we are law abting)

Delaware

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.(lol?)
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. (They flew over my pool >.<)

Florida

Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.(lol?)
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit. (LOL?)

Georgia

All males in the state between the ages of 16 and 50 are required to work on public roads.(Ummm some one Verfie this plz)
In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road.(Why did the chicken cross the road top get arested)
It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.(O yea)

Hawaii

It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks. Every male should have been fined by now.)
It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit.(only them how about an elephant?)

Idaho

Also in Pocatello, "It is prohibited for pedestrians and motorists to display frowns, grimaces, scowls, threatening and glowering looks, gloomy and depressed facial appearances, generally all of which reflect unfavorably upon the city's reputation." (Officer i wasnts Grining)

Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.
(HOLLY COW)

Illinois

In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in one's pajamas.
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."
In Gurnee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.

Indiana

Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
In Gary, it is illegal to attend the theater within four hours of eating garlic.
The Stepford Wives is banned in a Warsaw school.

Iowa

State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 minutes before attending a fire.

Kansas

It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie à la mode on Sundays.
In Wichita, a man's mistreatment of his mother-in-law may not be used as grounds for divorce.
In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper.
In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.
In Natoma, it is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt.

Kentucky

State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
In Kentucky it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than 6 feet long.

Louisiana

In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault" to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.

Maine

In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.
The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars.
In Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her landlord.
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.

Maryland

In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offense.
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second.
It's illegal to mistreat oysters.
It's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio.

Massachusetts

It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns."
State legislation forbids dueling with water pistols.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.(any one here celbrting it?)

Michigan

A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make love in a car unless it is parked on your property.
In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."

Minnesota

Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.

Mississippi

It is still legal to kill one's "servant."
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage by hunting and killing either six blackbirds or three crows.

Missouri

In Saco, women are forbidden from wearing hats that "might frighten timid persons, children or animals."
While children may purchase shotguns in Kansas City, they are not allowed to buy toy cap guns.
Missouri considers drunkenness an "inalienable right."

Montana

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

Nebraska

It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm.
In Omaha, barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers' chests.
If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

Nevada

In Nyala, a man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
Everyone walking on the streets of Elko is required to wear a mask.

New Hampshire

It is illegal to sell the clothes one is wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to check into a hotel under an assumed name.

New Jersey

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
In Newark, it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
It is illegal to slurp soup.
In Trenton, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.

New Mexico

In Raton, it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.
The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary is banned in Carlsbad.

New York

In New York City, "It is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and wiggling the fingers of his hand."

North Carolina

In Charlotte, women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
In Asheville, it is illegal to sneeze on city streets.

North Dakota

In Fargo, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is illegal to serve beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar, club, or restaurant.

Ohio

In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas.
Catch 22 is banned in Strongville.

Oklahoma

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Oregon

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.
Salem has barred women's wrestling.
In Marion, ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

Pennsylvania

"Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes."
In Morrisville, women need a permit to wear cosmetics.

Rhode Island

In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
In Newport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset.

South Carolina

Every citizen is obliged to carry his gun to church.
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
In Charleston, all carriage horses must wear diapers.

South Dakota

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.

Tennessee

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
In Memphis restaurants, it is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
Also in Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

Texas

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
In LeFors, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
In Mesquite, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Utah

Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.

Vermont

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
It is illegal to whistle underwater.

Virginia

In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.
There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
In Lebanon, it is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

Washington

Seattle residents may not carry concealed weapons longer than six feet.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.

West Virginia

In Nicholas County, no clergy members may tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during church services.
It is illegal to snooze on a train.

Wisconsin

In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.

Wyoming

It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement  

[teh sexiful nerdy]

Lily the Pink

In Bremerton, Washington, it's illegal to crush peanuts on the street.

In Utah, it's illegal to hunt whales.

In Provo, Utah, it's illegal to have a snowball fight. (I think this one is actually enforced)

@nerdy: Seriously? Even if you're married? That's hilarious, considering Washington has some of the horniest teenagers in the country. rofl

yea. xD I know. It makes me smile.  

[Iconised Ghost]

angel_half82

Kentucky --
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

lol usually if im very drunk, im extremely good at holding onto the ground xd excessively so  

[Lily the Pink]

iceghost100

In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.

That frankly doesn't surprise me. At dances here at BYU, we have chaperones carrying around these lit-up sticks (they look like shortened light sabers to me), making sure people aren't dancing too close. I like to call them, LIGHT SABERS OF CHASTITY! rofl