.::Your Mama Jokes::.

[thebluestchu]

yo mamma is so fat, when she jumps for joy she gets stuck.
yo mamma so old, she has an autographed Bible. rofl  

[Captain State The Obvious]

yo mama's head is so big she doesn't have dreams, she has motion pictures!  

[Ninja Goth Queen]

yo mama's so dumb she brang a spoon to the superbowl  

[bubly88]

yo mamas so old she breastfeeds with powder
yo mamas so fat she had to put mayo on her just to get out
yo mamas so fat ppl run around her for exercise but one lap and they die
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
yo mamas so fat she got baptized at seaworld
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
yo mama so fat she weighed herself and it said " one at a time plz"
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
Yo mama so stupid she thot Bernie Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween
well i hope all of these jokes made u laugh ur a$$ off  

[maxiesmom]

OK some of these were hilarious and one was definitely not funny.  

[heavans_angel_13]

Okay I got one...
Your momma is so old, that when she was in the shower she went to wash under her breast and a pilgrim fell out... XD

Okay i know another but its kinda dumb....
Your mommas teeth are so yellow,that when she walked out side all the gangstas were yelling let me see ur bling...  

[eccentricanomaly]

Your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

I heard it on House. (It's so funny when Chase says it.) My sister was texting me constantly trying to remember it during school the other day. And then was laughing obnoxiously hard at it. @@  

[xRustySporkx]

oh wow your mama jokes are so old O_O i haven't anyone in school say them okay okay the people stuck in the old days and have no come back say them or the other come back is that what she said  

[danushbr]

i got one!!!!!!!! yo momma so ugly she made da onions cry!  

[danushbr]

yo momma so fat she fell of a boat and caused a tsunami! i just made that one up!  

[Captain State The Obvious]

i made this one up: ur mamma is SOOO stupid she thought she wuz ripped off by the store cause the cherrios weren't as big as they where on the box! sweatdrop i know it's long  

[iPokeYooh]

rofl  

[xXxCrystalxXxClearxXx]

Yo mama's so hard- headed
a rock hit her and she never felt it.

 

[xXxCrystalxXxClearxXx]

Blue Clear Jewel

Yo mama's so hard- headed
a rock hit her and she never felt it.

I made this up is it any good?  

[SmooBlac]

Your Momma is so cheap,
she runs after a garbage truck with her grocery list.

mrgreen