___ ways to annoy your band director

[Farferalloie]

My band plays it at football games whenever our team scores a touchdown, and at parades, the very few that we do since we're tecnically a concert/ensemble band. Well, isn't it a good thing that you haven't, everytime I play it, I get the damn song stuck in my head.  

[KARA_NICOLE]

I wonder what trumpets taste like...  

[Farferalloie]

xd Probably like...brass.  

[KARA_NICOLE]

How 'bout... flutes?  

[Farferalloie]

Metalic, like metal, I know from experience, there is an after taste on my lips after playing for awhile, if I lick my lips that is.  

[KARA_NICOLE]

Also try this...

eat your music and say "but I was hungry!" domokun

Steal the BD stick thingy, give it to the percussionest, put a ball on the end of the stick thingy, call it a mallet.  

[kingblah]

play clerinet music on the drums, play flute music on the trumpet, and so on...  

[Animated Pornstar]

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[KARA_NICOLE]

Grab the BD stick thing, and pretend it's a pirates sword, or wand...

PIRATE SWORD: say "Arg, ye be walkin' the plank"
WAND: Be like Harry Potter  

[Pandemasu]

Play wrong notes....

Imitate him (you know, the conducting, accent, and such) My band director has never gone a day without putting gel in his hair....
It would be dead hilarious if my entire band class imitated my band director's hair.  

[KARA_NICOLE]

Imatate a star wars "lightsaber" with your instument(s)


()))))))o))))==============================  

[CrispysCage]

We have a saxophone who always knows how to confuse and annoy our director. The most interesting is when the director is working a section of music with our trumpet section and is rather pissed, Kevin will make up a song about it and start singing it when the director is finished with them and asks us all to play. I haven't seen the director get mad at this yet, but the look on his face....

Another thing that you could do, is whenever you are on a long bus ride, get all your friends to sit as close to him as possible and sing Wierd Al songs (or other randomness) very loudly all the way... bonus points if you're out of tune.  

[Mo Sals]

KARA_NICOLE

I wonder what trumpets taste like...

They are schrumtus! Exspicaly when you use the mouthpiece sanitizer! Minty fresh! And slightly alcholic!  

[Mo Sals]

Pretend you instumetn is a gun...
Talk when your in the pitband, right after you just get you mics!