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| Who, me? *looks innocent* |
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 Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:57 pm
Bratty needs to step up her game
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:16 pm
Ah dear bandaidd, I do so love that poll. ninja
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:47 pm
*sprinkles Fairy Dust all over the thread again* There! All better! 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:31 am
*gives the thread swine flu*
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:07 pm
ANNOUNCEMENT:
I have seen hundreds of cases [our facilities had close to a thousand] of swine flu at our university. We didn't report them, because the state quit wanting numbers. The numbers you see are maybe 1/10th of all the cases.
NONE of the people were very sick at all. Some had no symptoms whatever and just wanted to be tested because they had been exposed and they tested positive, which means they had it and are now immune without ever feeling sick. Most just had a slight sore throat with NO fever and felt fine. The only reason they came in was because they were scared. It isn't a bad illness. We had NO hospitalizations. I would rather have swine flu than a cold or a canker sore. Seriously. Please don't be frightened by the press hype.
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:35 pm
bandaidd ANNOUNCEMENT: I have seen hundreds of cases [our facilities had close to a thousand] of swine flu at our university. We didn't report them, because the state quit wanting numbers. The numbers you see are maybe 1/10th of all the cases. NONE of the people were very sick at all. Some had no symptoms whatever and just wanted to be tested because they had been exposed and they tested positive, which means they had it and are now immune without ever feeling sick. Most just had a slight sore throat with NO fever and felt fine. The only reason they came in was because they were scared. It isn't a bad illness. We had NO hospitalizations. I would rather have swine flu than a cold or a canker sore. Seriously. Please don't be frightened by the press hype. I never gave any mind to the hype. It was the first thing that came to mind to kill the thread. Besides, the media blew this flu WAY out of proportion.
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:23 pm
Shadow walks in with a channel "G" news camera and blows the thread out of proportion.
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:32 pm
decides to come in and pop the thread like a balloon twisted
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:02 am
this really is the thread that will not die
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:58 am
*walks around, surveying the thread* Hmm, appears everything is in order ... for now. *pulls out Blackberry and texts a few notations while exiting the thread*
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:01 am
SP-O Wlm Dougherty *walks around, surveying the thread* Hmm, appears everything is in order ... for now. *pulls out Blackberry and texts a few notations while exiting the thread*
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:00 pm
Oh dear, 24 hours incubation for death... well. We can't have that.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:00 pm
Hmmm, I have an idea, *sits down with thread* here buddy. *hands thread a pack of cigarettes* That should help with the stress of all these attempts on your life. *grins as the thread lights up* Second hand just isn't fast enough. twisted *lights a cigarette and settles in*
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm
Why didn't you just hand it a glass pipe?
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:27 pm
Finally everyone's gone.
* Walks up to thread, inserts a mysterious object deep inside the thread, and sets his watch *
There...see you soon little one.
* Disappears burning_eyes *
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