## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Bronze Ibis]

I divorce you 'cause you won't take me to the Prom.  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because we don't see eye to eye~

 

[URL-Length]

I want a divorce because you go online all day D8

 

[Lady Lissalynn]

I want a divorce because you refuse that my baby is your child too.

 

[URL-Length]

I want a divorce because the baby isnt mine D:

 

[Yllib213]

I want a divorce because you keep posting right before me  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you won't take off that helmet.  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you won't share the gold~

 

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce 'cause your secretly jealous of everyone here... except me...  

[Lady Lissalynn]

I want a divorce because you care about those fish more then you care about me x.x

 

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because you have an excessively fast receding hair line.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because I don't know if you're talking about going bald...  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because I can't use big words around you
(and yes, yes i was)  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you keep stealing my pillow!

 

[momo is momo]

i want a divorce because your bird poked my right eye out