Evil!!!!

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. ; 3;
-clings to viet- .:.

 

[Hunter Rush]

*Puts new evil soul into Aaron and chains it to him. Does the same to Feuer/Sagra* I swear, you people bug the crap out of me. I try to make more evil people, and you people take their souls! At least I don't steal souls, I just use already dead ones! Now then, Feuer, beat the crap out of Viet. Aaron, do whatever. *Starts slamming his head against the wall.*  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

-Attacks random bystander-

I hate you D<

-Slaps Sunny-

-Shoots viet-
 

[Encarton]

*works around the chains binding the soul in Aaron, partitions the soul, and installs Windows Vista on the new partition and has it run as default*

Mwahaha! Whats more evil than Windows Vista with all its horrible compatibility issues and such! ( Note its pre-Service Pack 1, so no bug fixes! >D )

[/pointless stuff~]

-jumps onto a ball juggles some bowling pins and goes around in circles before going back to serious-ness... the internet is serious business-  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

-Plz wait while windows updates 'joo-

D<

-Slaps Encarton-

-Malfunctions and slaps self-

; 3;  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

 

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. -out of service-
Sorry Lord P. I can't be evil right now I been sleeping all day and listening to music so I'm like all chilled out :3 .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

-Gnaws on Feuer's arm-  

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. haha cute go ahead and eat me ; 3;
I'm still too sleepy to do anything
.:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

<3

-Clings to Feuer's leg-

 

[Ayersi]

.:. ;~;
You reminded me of my chihuahua Pokey ;~;
He always used to do that
How I miss that dog -listening to you raised me up-
-pets your head- ; 3; .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

-Sniper shoots as you lean down-

Great!

-Takes out fantastically oversized sniper rifle and shoots sniper in the eye-

The CIA is after me.

ninja

-Hugs Feuer and runs off to kill John McCain-  

[Ayersi]

.:. -is left alone- ; 3;
I feel....feel.... like singing a sad country song about a snake on the road .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

-Grabs Feuer and leads/drags him to a safe house-

I need you to distract Hillary by starting a fight while I snipe her guards and kidnap her.  

[Ayersi]

.:. Yo yo Hillary!
Was up foo?!
Tell me straight up how do yous think you can improves the educational system
-throws a chair to a Democrat- .:.