1) If you could go by any name, what name would you go by?
2) What age do you want to stop aging at? Um...100?
3) If you could burn any book, what book would you burn? Uh...I would burn TWILIGHT MUAHAHAHAHA
4) What do you think of men who occasionally wear makeup?
They are slightly disturbed unless they work for Broadway
5) Would you sacrifice a family member to save your own life? No. How wude.
6) Would you rather be alone forever, or date but never find that special someone?
I would rather date.
7) Do you believe in God?
Yes.
8* Why does Feburary only have 28 days?
Because the calendar creators were tards.
10) What does the word "rain" mean to you?
Soothing, soft rain pelting the roof
11) Do you agree with the death penalty in America?
No. I think we kill way too many people. We should use life in jail. But NOT DEATH
12) Why do you think people skip numbers on purpose in surveys?
Because they're tards
14) If you could be someone else, who would you be?
I would be one one of my best friends
13) Who's your Anime/Manga crush?
o_O Ummm.....I will not answer that.
15) What's your dream career?
Journalist
16) When someone asks you for your ASL (age, sex, and location) do you tell the truth?
I will say, "Figure it out by my username tard"
17) Do you tell people what you're wearing when they ask?
Wait, on Gaia or in real life?
18* What's your horoscope?
I don't believe in that carp XD
19) How old is your youngest friend?
About 8 years old
20) What do you think of when someone says cucumber?
Melons. I know. It's strange.
21) How do you gain someone's trust?
Showing them that you mean what you say and you say what you mean
22) How do you mend a broken heart?
TLC
23) Do you think Tim Burton is attractive?
NONONONONONO
24) If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
I would have the ability to love anyone no matter what (and a pair of Uggs in every color too)
25) What's the deepest love song you ever heard?
Um...
26) How many love songs have you dedicated to one person?
I DON'T WRITE MUSIC I PLAY THE TRIANGLE TARDS
27) Are you missing someone right now?
My best friend who moved away in 5th grade. Figure out how long she's been gone by my user name.
28* What's the strangest question you've been asked by a parent?
"Why are you going to the bathroom?"
29) Have you ever called someone your "boo?"
Hurh?
30) What does success mean to you?
SUCCESS IS BARACK OBAMA. just kidding
31) What's your favorite kind of music?
Gospel. No. Actually all kinds of music are fine by me
32) If you could meet anyone in person, who would it be?
I would meet Anne Frank because she really inspires me.
33) If you could bring back a dead childhood pet, would you?
I had no pets as a kid (this is why i has issues today) but yes i would if i could.
34) Do you believe in the sayin', "Forgive and forget?"
No. It's good to forgive but it's really really REALLY hard to forget. (RIGHT, KELSEY FROM SCHOOL???)
35) Would you do your hobby as a career?
Um. Je ne sais quois pas
36) Have you ever envied someone because they had something you didn't?
Yes
37) How far would you go for fame?
That far
38* Have you ever said no to someone that you wish you said yes to?
Yes...wait...no...YES
39) Has a clown ever scared you?
Yep
40) Does the color purple make you think of Barney?
IS THE POPE CATHOLIC!??
41) Are you superstitious?
No...gulp...
42) Do you believe in the paranormal?
no
43) What's your favorite colored peeps?
pink duckies
44) Is there a holiday you don't celebrate?
Hanakkah because i am not Jewish. I like the colors though XD
45) What do you think your trueself looks like?
Huh?
46) Have you ever wanted to say something to someone, but couldn't?
Yes. (also shouldn't)
47) If the moon was really made of cheese, what kind of cheese do you think it'd be made of?
Blue, of course
48* If a bunny stole your kidney, what would you do?
I would pee on it.
49) Do you know what it feels like when your heart drops from your chest to your stomach?
Ouch.
50) What's the stupidest sterotype you ever heard?
All blondes are dumb. My bff is blond and she is totally smart
51) Have you ever pretended to be something you're not?
yeppers
52) Why does your avi look they way it does?
because i'm poor and can't afford avi stuff
53) Have you ever lied to get yourself out of trouble?
yes and then i got into more trubble
54) Whats the worst lie you've ever been told?
that santa existed. i was devastated when i was told he was fake
55) If you had the offer to be immortal, would you take it?
No . I want to see Jesus, thanks much...
56) Have you ever stopped being friends with someone because they dated someone you had feelings for?
No.
57) Is there an ex that you're still in love with?
I HAVE NEVER DATED, BECAUSE I HAVE A PATHETIC SOCIAL LIFE
58* Why do you think ex's hook back up?
SEE ABOVE
59) Why do you think teenagers get pregnant?
Because they forget to wear condoms. Then they think "heh it'll nevah happen to me". Then it happens.
60) Have you ever gotten confused when someone with the same name as you has been yelled at in public?
YES MA'AM
61) What's the worst movie you ever watched?
That one movie about that one guy who raced in the iditarod
62) What do you think of the game Rock Band?
Never played it but its fun
63) Have you ever cried while playing a video game?
Yes when Mario gets pwned
64) Do you know someone who refers to themselves in third person?
No. Erin doesn't know anyone of that sort.
65) What's the weirdest nickname you ever had?
Goose.
66) Have you ever raised puppies/kittens?
nope
67) How old were you when you had your first pet?
see way above
68* Are you more athletic or artistic?
the latter
69) What foreign language do you wish you could speak?
japanese
70) Do you consider yourself complex?
yeeeaaah
71) If you could choose one word to describe yourself, what would it be?
canvas
72) Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time?
That's personal.
73) What's the longest amount of time you've spent being sick?
a month
74) Have you ever said something and meant something else?
all the time
75) Do your parents show your boy/girlfriend embarassing pictures of you when you were a baby?
they prolly will
76) Did you know that Shakespiere was born on April 23?
It's spelled Shakespeare tard
77) What's your favorite book?
HP Series
78* Would you break something of someone elses for revenge?
no
79) What color is your mouse pad?
*checks* um, gray
80) What are your thoughts on destiny?
It happens.
81) Have you ever fallen asleep on someone and accsendtly drooled on them?
No
82) What's the longest song you ever heard?
um
83) What's the stupidest thing you've been forced to do?
I would be stupid to answer that question
84) Do you megaloath someone?
YESSS I HAAAATE THAT SOMEONE
85) Has watching Scrubs helped you cuss less?
Um. No.
86) Have you ever used the word fudge to replace ********?
I fudgeing do!
87) Has someone you disliked ever had a crush on you?
OH BABY YES. Talk about awkward...
88* If you saw a bird with four wings what would you think?
omgah evolution exists
89) Have you ever dated someone out of boredom?
no
90) Is boredom an actual emotion?
yes
91) What's the latest you've ever slept in?
eleven a.m,
92) Would you drink a shot of liquid dish soap if someone dared you to?
no cause it's poisounous
93) Have you ever met someone who hated icecream?
no
94) Do you know the muffin man?
What? Larry? Oh yeah we go back a long time
95) How many hours of TV do you think you watched today
.000
96) How many people do you know with the same name as you?
4 or 5
97) What's the longest abreviation you know?
IDK
98* Have you ever met someone who you regreted meeting?
YES
99) Do you read people's profiles before you accept their friends request?
should i?
100) What's your favorite question on this survey?
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