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 Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:47 pm
Erm...... Granted! You lose your tongue in a kissing accident and can never speak again!! rofl
I wish I had not promised not to smoke again!! stressed sweatdrop stressed
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:10 pm
Granted you never made the promise and instead continue to smoke while your health deteriorates. You hack and wheeze going down the driveway, food tastes like cardboard, and your cells wildly multiply and mutate leading to all sorts of fun little tumors. In ten years time your finally struck down by lung carcinoma. (cookies for you for trying ) 3nodding
I wish I could workout at the gym for free
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:09 pm
Granted, you work out every day at the gyms brand new... Parking garage xd Might want to get some shoes that wont slip when you hit greesy spots O,o
I wish we had more good restaurants around here
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:05 am
Granted. More restaurants are built that the land your house is on gets torn down to make a brand new MCdonalds!
I wish I had a cheeseburger.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:45 am
Granted! Your cheeseburger is the size of your kitchen counter but you must eat it all in one sitting resulting in clogged arteries with a side of heart attack.
I wish I was helping someone unpack
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:52 am
Granted! But the job is so monumenteous that it takes forever and by the time it is done the two of you are old and wrinkly!!
I wish I could move as fast as wally west (the flash)
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:56 am
Granted~ you now move like the speed of light but your skin is burned off in the process causing you to be starred at by everyone. You never show your face again, living in the dark, the light that touched your eyes melted them.
I wish that my bacon was done right now! I am hungry!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:14 pm
Granted, using new state of the art technology your bacon is cooked instantly. Unfortunately it leaves it radio active too and you grow several addition eyes and your skin turns puke green xp
I wish my laundry was just eternally clean
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:09 pm
Granted ~ your laundry is forever clean and never needs to be done again... of course you get arrested for running around nekkie, but hey... wink
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:36 pm
Granted but after that off day you'll have to work triple shifts for the next 60 years straight.
I wish I had a new car that won't explode or anything negative and it is drive-able and not dangerous razz (try that~)
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:38 pm
Granted your boss calls to inform you that you are fired.
I wish my feet weren't always ice cold
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:49 pm
Dark-Blue Zeus ~ your new car arrives sans explosions and negative attributes... it is drivable and completely safe... Hope you're small enough to fit in a Matchbox.
Filia_Nox ~ you've landed in Hades, and now your feet are now always warm, burning even.
Wishes the Oscars were finished already so I know how will I did in the office contest...
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:26 pm
Granted *poof* the Oscars are over and here are the results, sadly none of your ponies came in the lead. All your bets fall through and pals at the office demand mula the next day. Better luck next year.
I wish I could get the BBC I miss British comedy shows (the good ones)
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:58 am
Granted, the show on tv are sole made by the BBC. Hollywood has gone down hill since the BBC has taken over the air waves.
(I do enjoy BBC comedies too)
I wish I could see my nephew like before I was working the weekends. He is over a year old.
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:32 pm
Granted, you were forced to turn in your resignation today sad
I wish the neighbors cat wasn't in heat xp
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