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EvFaerAshlynn

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:12 am

Snow_Faerie13706

When Marilyn Manson and Slipknot put you to sleep.....which happens to me ALL the time...

Which happened to you on the way to Myrtle Beach, apparently... *thinks: awwwwwww! she's so sweet!* *huggles*

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:18 am

-When people hear your music and ask, 'why are you always listening to such depressing music? Don't you ever listen to anything a bit more upbeat and happy?'
-You respond by growling 'This IS my happy music!'
-You idolize at least one of the following people: Mana, Marilyn Manson, Edgar Allen Poe, Wensday Aadams.
-You find guys in skirts incerdibly sexy.
-That goes for guys in makeup as well.
-You own more makeup than your mother.
-You've been asked by a stranger if you were taking part in a play due to your attire.
-You judge blood much in the same manner that others would judge fine wine.
-You know the true meaning behind dog collars.
-No one you talk to has ever heard of any of the bands that you like.
-You've read Poe, Shakespeare, Bronte, and/or Marlowe for fun.
-You actually understand such authours without referring to cliffnotes.
-Strangers tend to try to avoid you.
-You frequently wear symbols for religions which you have no affiliation with.
-You understand the art of coordinating your blacks.

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Axtorx

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:54 am

You know you are Gothy when:

It's 1 in the morning and you are at a book store, fiction section.

When you constantly feel eyes watching you and when you turn around to
see....people divert their eyes.

When you have to go shopping at a 'regular' store with your
brother's girl friend and everyone keeps at lest 10 yards away from you.

You feel that every thing is listening to you, unless you have some type
of music on.

You say things that you have to explain at lest twice, and other
people still don't understand it.

When some one asks you what your favorite color is, you look at them like they are
Stupid and then say, “Guess”

All me….V.V

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:13 am

ReplayMemories

You know you are Gothy when:

It's 1 in the morning and you are at a book store, fiction section.

When you constantly feel eyes watching you and when you turn around to
see....people divert their eyes.

When you have to go shopping at a 'regular' store with your
brother's girl friend and everyone keeps at lest 10 yards away from you.

You feel that every thing is listening to you, unless you have some type
of music on.

You say things that you have to explain at lest twice, and other
people still don't understand it.

When some one asks you what your favorite color is, you look at them like they are
Stupid and then say, “Guess”

All me….V.V

lol I can relate to tall of those...

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OverlordMMM

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:52 am

- when hanging out with a witch and vampire at a bookstore is a daily routine

- when figuring out which straps you want to wear and how you want to wear them are more important than the bondage pants you wear them on

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:10 am

ReplayMemories

You say things that you have to explain at lest twice, and other
people still don't understand it.

thats me

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Omega_Dragoon_Wolff

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:11 am

....when the only daylight you see is at noon, for a mid-day snack

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:02 pm

- When you can watch the movie The Crow in a loop
- When you're parents shriek when they see you
- When you're parents are scared to take you out of the house ( my parents want to kill me before I go out)
- When you wear a cross and people stare at you like " Why isn't it burning?!?"
- When you can walk outside and blind people with your pale skin! (that's me)
- When you eat Count Chocula for breakfast just because he's a vampire.
- When you listen to Atreyu just because they sing about vampires.
- When you're screen name has to do with vampires
- When you have at least 5 things in your reach that relate to JTHM(i have like 12 whee )
- When you start thinking that murdering someone would be so cool
- WHEN YOU CAN PULL OFF A PINK DRESS WITH YOUR BLACK COMBAT BOOTS AND STILL BE GOTH.
- The only time you go out is at night or to get a snack
- When you scare little kids on halloween( i had fangs one year and sent a kid CRYING to his mom)

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Lexiegirl

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:33 pm

-when you used to play barbie dolls when you were younger you almost always made one die. (this was me. sweatdrop )
-hot topic isn't "gothy" enough for you.
-you order most of your clothes online because the mall just doesn't have the clothes you want.
-www.kinkyangel.co.uk/store is in your favorites. (me again whee )
-you take your ouiji board so seriously, you won't let your "non-gothic" friends touch it.

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:08 pm

Lexiegirl

-when you used to play barbie dolls when you were younger you almost always made one die. (this was me. sweatdrop )

Interesting... I rarely made my barbie dolls die... I just stripped them down and used them for voodoo.

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Nazo no Kanjojin

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:47 pm

EvFaerAshlynn

When you think vampires are cute and cuddly.

When you want a vampire boyfriend.

When you find yourself craving blood.

When you stare at your wrist and imagine the blood dripping down it.

When you wish your bed was a coffin and you were a vampire.

When Hot Topic starts to feel like home.

When thinking about preppy people makes you feel sick.

When you imagine exactly what you want your very own haunted house to look like.

When the sound of screaming rock stars and loud rock music can put you to sleep.

I could go on and on with this...

I went to sleep with Slipknot blasting in my ears for half an hour.

You're Goth when...

You push your fingers into your eyes (Duality)
You Wait and bleed (uh...Wait and bleed)
When you say 1337 and goth in the same sentence, complementing yourself

When you look at all of your stars with a cirlcle around them

when you have a skull in your room named Wilson in your room (I wish)

If they're 555, your 666 (Heretic Anthem)

When preps make good blood sponges

you bleed preps dry, just to see if they're blood is annoying as well

When JTHM stands for Jhonen, the Homey, Man.

When Rotten.com has cute pics

When if you told half of what you've seen, people'll stare at you

If you ramble on about what's goth and what's not (a joke)

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:27 pm

You're goth when...

When people die, you say "Pwn'd, b***h"( I don't think that this one is very good... sweatdrop )
You've had a conversation with Death
One man's torture is your Comedy show
Johnny is your role model
Something ALWAYS takes a part of you
You let your heavy metal do your work (I do that)
If your leather has more nails and studs than Home Depot
When you play with die, people die
Your favorite cat is Felix

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2aetH

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:28 pm

You're goth when.....

......when your whole wardrobe costs less than that one pair of lace up combat boots..
......when random strangers walk up to you and ask "what's wrong?"
......when the art teacher won't let you use an exacto knife
......when the Crow resurrects and asks for you to do his make-up.
......when you do your shopping in the costume aisle on Halloween.
......when a zombie knocks on your window and asks for his grave dirt back.
......when some crazed lunatic summons a demon and you feel yourself being pulled out of your bed.
......instead of people asking you if you're a Satanist, they ask if you're Satan.

That's all I have for now.

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:29 pm

I got some more!

When you go to the hospital, the orderlies hand you blood donation bags and scream,"Here! Please, don't hurt us, that's all we've got!"

You have gargoyles guarding your front door, a garden of black roses, and for your neighbor's housewarming you baked them a cake in the shape of a gravestone.

You go to funerals when you don't even know the deceased.

Your dream car is a hearse.

Your dream vacation is Transylvania.

Your favorite book series is Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles.

While most families watch the Brady Bunch or the Partidge Family, you watch the Munsters and the Addams Family.

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:07 pm

lurichan

... You don't have to go shopping when someone dies.
... You have to figure out which shade of black goes well together.
... You've debated whether black silk and black velvet go together.

(Feel free to add as many as you would like).

None of those sound like me.

You know you are Goth when you get a larf out of waving your tongue at jail bait mormon girls at the mall and laughing about it like a wild hiena. You walk into a church and catch fire and run screaming from the build yelling "NO FAIR I WAS ONLY GOING TO PISS IN THE HOLY WATER!"
You laugh like a mad clown with a shotgun. When you are anti-social except around other anti-social friends and then everything is either sexual of warped in so many sick ways that all you can do is laugh.
You tell stupid people that wearing all black is not enough and that they have to try harder. You DEFFINITLY know you are goth when straight edgers are your mortal enemy...see I got not much more.

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