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Contest Closed for Judging

Goldilocks and the Three Bears contest:
In this Story a home was pillaged, from Highest to Lowest the order was. To win this contest you would do as she does, starting with the greatest and end with the smallest.

Hansel and Gretal contest:

Darkfire Karan

Lovable little lasagna, Without the ***** class="postcontent-align-left" style="text-align: left">16 pieces (about 16 oz.) ling ling strips (A certain part of a human only one on the body and only on males) , uncooked
1 pound ground lung
1 jar (about 28 oz.) stomach acid sauce
1/2 cup white blood
16 ounces ricotta cheese
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese, divided
1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
2 eyeballs
2 teaspoons chopped eyelashes
2 teaspoons chopped earlobes
1 teaspoon eye salt
1/2 teaspoon earwax
1/4 teaspoon ground dandruff

Belphegor has something so say before he starts cooking. He walks in feeling a bit tipsy.

"Form now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved! No lungs! No ling ling! No nothing! A cheeseburger gets sold in the park! I WANT IN! You got fat! While we starved on the streets! Now its my turn."

Directions:

1. In large skillet, brown lung; drain.

2. Stir in stomach acid sauce and white blood; simmer 10 minutes.

3. Cook ling ling strips according to package directions; drain. Lay flat on foil to cool.

4. Heat oven to 350°F.

5. In large bowl, stir together ricotta cheese, 1-1/2 cups mozzarella cheese, Parmesan cheese, eyes, eyelashes, earlobes, earwax, eye salt and dandruff.

6. Spread about 1/3 cup acid sauce on bottom of 13 x 9 glass baking dish. Arrange 4 ling ling pieces lengthwise over sauce, overlapping edges. Spread one-third cheese mixture over ling ling; spread with about 3/4 cup acid sauce.

7. Repeat layers, beginning and ending with ling ling. Top with remaining acid sauce; sprinkle with remaining 1/2 cup mozzarella cheese and additional Parmesan cheese, if desired.

8. Cover with foil. Bake 45 minutes or until hot and bubbly. Remove foil; bake about 10 minutes longer, or until lightly browned. Let stand 10 minutes before cutting.

"Who's hungry now? WHO'S HUNGRY NOW?!?"

*Everyone digs in and eats the food.*

"Next time, we eat a little girl!"

Sinnoh Champion John

1 Boy that was bad- turned into the following 6 ingredients

1 (6 oz.) toe nail clippings
1/3 c. eyeball preserves
1 (6 oz.) pkg. bitter dead skin clumps
1 1/2 c. (about 18 ) finely crushed bones
1 pint of human blood
1 oz of raw human muscle flank steak

2 tbsp. butter, melted
4 (8 oz.) pkg. moldy cream cheese, softened
1 1/4 c. sugar
3 rotten eggs
1 c. sour cream
1 tsp. vanilla
1/4 c. past expiration whipping cream


Combine bone crumbs and butter and press onto bottom of 9 inch springform pan. Combine 3 of the 8 ounce packages of ,moldy cream cheese with the sugar, mixing until gross and bland, with many chunks and particulate matter. Add rotten eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each. Blend in sour cream and vanilla; pour over crust.

Combine remaining cream cheese mixing until the smell is absolutely putrid. Add the crushed eyeball preserves; mix well. Drop rounded tablespoonfuls of toe nails to the top of the mixture to give a pleasant crunch to the cheese cake. Remaining eyeballs are to stay whole and be placed around the top as a garnish.

Melt remaining whipping stirring over the toe nails until smooth. Spread over cheesecake. Chill. Garnish with additional whipping cream and drizzle clumped human blood over the entire cake. Cut once chilled and serve the chilled muscle fragments on the side. This is best enjoyed raw but can be enjoyed cooked with the screams of children within the oven accompanying the baking process

Chris Shadowheart

Out under the full moon night, as the night of harvest draws near. Grab your largest cauldron and craft a raging fire. Fill your cauldron with the tears of tortured souls. As the water raises to a boil lay down the witches runes, bathed in innocent blood, circling the cauldron. Now that the runes are in place wing of howlet, eye of crow, feline fang, and fresh cut toe. With the flesh quickly add herbs of wormwood, mandrake, and sage. As the ingredients both herb and flesh churn and turn, time for the child to cook and burn. Take one child damned in life, heart of darkness filled with strife. Take a blessed atheme and harvest the skin fresh from bone mix with marrow, herbs and spice add to cauldron and stir thrice. Now stand over cauldron and begin to chant. "Oh great gods of chthonic rite, I make this gift in the heat of night," now cut out the tongue "voice of child, lost in fight," add to cauldron next gouge out the eyes "eyes of innocent, gift of sight" add in to boil and slowly cut out a bone from the arm "bone from arm strength and might" stir with bone before adding and then cut out heart and hold over cauldron "heart of darkness, child devoid of light" drop into mix and then move to remains of body. "Oh great gods, bless this meal, take the child who's life I smite" with the chant finished sever head from abdoment from waist and place the three in the cauldron and allow to boil over night. The next day you have a feast, make sure to share with all guests...even siblings. Following the meal leave bones at the cross roads as a gift for the gods and their followers.

(A bit slap dash but I hope it works)