What Would You Do If I...

[Encarton]

Not much unless there was a good song playing, then maybe join in.

What would you do if I jumped off a cliff?  

[TillxGone]

Be pretty worried if the cliff was a huge one.

What would you do if I said 'This is Orgasmic'?  

[Encarton]

Question and look for signs as to whether you were indeed having an orgasm or if you were not. xD

What would you do if I had a submarine?  

[TillxGone]

Asks questions about it.

What would you do if I gave away chocolate?  

[Encarton]

Acquire this chocolate.

What would you do if I disappeared?  

[TillxGone]

Ί ℒess ℑhan ℑhree Ύou.ღ

[Question whether you're gone for a small amount of time or forever.

What would you do if I said 'Work it b***h!'] ღღ

 

[Encarton]

I certainly wouldn't know what to do. Then perhaps I would bite my thumb at thee!

What would you do if I bit my thumb at thee?  

[TillxGone]

Ί ℒess ℑhan ℑhree Ύou.ღ

[o 3o Stare at you.

What would you do if I sprained my ankle in front of you?] ღღ

 

[Encarton]

Attempt to assist, if feeling charitable.

What would you do if I were decapitated in front of your eyes?  

[TillxGone]

{ And there’ll be sun sun sun. All over our bodies. And sun sun sun }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

All down our necks And sun sun sun All over our faces:
Various frantic actions that can not be described.

What would you do if I did a little dance?

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[Encarton]

Probably watch you little dance and not much else.

What would you do if spiders?  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

I would question and befriend them

What would you do if monkeys took over the railroad system?

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

I would continue not using the railroad system.

What would you do should the stock market collapse?  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

I would be shocked and have to search exactly what that meant x.x

What would you do is a baby crapped on your hands?

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

The baby would never be seen from again.

What would you do if you could only look left?