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[Psyzapp]

Whew…I need a drink. You never really know how far Hell actually is until you have an emergency and you need to check. sweatdrop  

[QuietStorm XII]

What the...

*Stops the bottle from falling over *

Well don't you guys know how to make an entrance, lol!  

[katana68]

Whatcha want, 'zapp? *opens her Corona & takes a drink*  

[Icy Reign]

*starts tapping foot impatiently* Ahem, QSXII?! My drink sir?! *throws hands in the air* Oh, nevermind. I was planning on doing this anyway. *snatches bottle from QSXII and his glass and goes to her table to kickback*  

[katana68]

QuietStorm XII

What the...

*Stops the bottle from falling over *

Well don't you guys know how to make an entrance, lol!

LOL, don't we always??!!?? blaugh Thanks for the shot, by the way.... 4laugh  

[Icy Reign]

*slams two shots back to back, sucking on a lime while making a sour face and laughs* Man, I haven't done tequila shots like that since my first years in college!!! Would've been nice if I had been as serious in school then as I am now! Would be done with this headache! stressed So Katana, how was your day? OH! I got some jokes to send you, as soon I get them scanned to my computer. My aunt, who's a retired schoolteacher, gave me a couple of emails she printed out from other teachers. OMG these are funny as hell! With you being a teacher, I know you'll appreciate these!  

[Icy Reign]

That's alright, I'll type them out real wuick in here so everyone can see:

KIDS ARE QUICK

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplications on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No. That's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: HIJKLMO
TEACHER: What are you talking about?!
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have that we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: ME!!!

TEACHER: Gary, why do you always get so dirty?
GARY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

TEACHER: Maya, give me a sentence starting with "I".
MAYA: I is..
TEACHER: No, Maya. Always say "I am".
MAYA: Alright, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted to it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher!

OMG!!! I died reading these! ENJOY!!!  

[QuietStorm XII]

* Checking his suit for stains then looks up *

HEY! I stole that fair and square! scream

* Walks up and snags the bottle back *  

[katana68]

LOL, it was hectic as hell! xd Nothing but 'tudes all damn day....but I was giving it back as much as they were trying to give it! blaugh Little s#!ts! Thought I was going to have to keep a couple of the guys from fighting....but as soon as I raised my voice pretty loud (they haven't heard that from me yet! xd ), they were kinda like, "damn, Ms D. is pissed" and sat down.. rofl  

[QuietStorm XII]

LMAO @ jokes  

[Icy Reign]

*laughs at Katana* Sometimes you have to get rough with them honey, just to show them who's boss!  

[Lil Brat]

*Wanders in to MW to get a quick SCSAW and nods.* It's been busy in here today.  

[katana68]

Pfft, in the behavior unit....that happens on a daily basis! blaugh Most of them are basically good kids....mainly a lot of impulsivity issues.....it's getting them to realize that impulse control is what will help them be successful.  

[QuietStorm XII]

It is one of the most liveliest of the geezer threads and in the center of it...evil. Coincidence? Nope xd  

[Lil Brat]

*smirks* Good luck with that, Katana... If they had impulse control, they wouldn't be in the Behavior Unit ~ wink