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 Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:13 pm
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Macabre_Cogitation Tactical Wombat Macabre_Cogitation Tactical Wombat Macabre_Cogitation Well, no, it was a horrifying truth because I realized I would do that to my children......and talk in different accents all the time. Yes, you would do it, 'cause I said it, and I speak all truths. You will also develop a taste for flame print and sandles in your old age. Things to look foreward to. Sandles are a no go. I despise them in every way possible. Work boots or barefoot, nothing else. ....flame print? You say that now, during the innocence of your youth, but oh. There are some dark times are upon us. Times where you will not object to neon flip-flops and far too short shorts, as is the way of old men. Flip flops, crocs, sandals, and anything opened and exposing is bad. Very very bad. I'll walk around barefoot. I'm not joking. I think they are some of the most ridiculous things ever. I wont even wear slippers. Short shorts?.....welll....maybe as a joke.
Oh, how I envy you. Just sitting there, unburdened by the knowledge of things to come.
I'm just glad your first wife, Tracy, never let you fully explore the world of spandex. That is how she really earned that alimony. |
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:07 pm
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XWraith_LordX Whisper Gently *sits down in the shadows waiting for a reply* *replies* razz
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:39 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:17 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:33 pm
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Whisper Gently Macabre_Cogitation Whisper Gently Yay!
My tonsils are swollen AWESOME!
I know it feels absolutely amazing!
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:45 pm
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Tactical Wombat Whisper Gently Macabre_Cogitation Whisper Gently Yay!
My tonsils are swollen AWESOME! I know it feels absolutely amazing!
Damn, I came too late. You've made contact.
Run while you still have a chance. He is excited by your inflamed tonsils in ways you couldn't even imagine.
If he gets to you, he'll begin his harvest.
So many young women have had their lives ended this way. Throats ripped open, while his 'collection' grows. Rows of tonsil filled mason jars, all lined up around his bed.
I pray you may be the one to get away. He must be stopped.
oh my O_O
*hides under paper mache rock*
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:45 am
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Whisper Gently Tactical Wombat Whisper Gently Macabre_Cogitation Whisper Gently Yay!
My tonsils are swollen AWESOME! I know it feels absolutely amazing! Damn, I came too late. You've made contact. Run while you still have a chance. He is excited by your inflamed tonsils in ways you couldn't even imagine. If he gets to you, he'll begin his harvest. So many young women have had their lives ended this way. Throats ripped open, while his 'collection' grows. Rows of tonsil filled mason jars, all lined up around his bed. I pray you may be the one to get away. He must be stopped.
oh my O_O
*hides under paper mache rock*
HEY! HEY! I thought WE HAD AN AGREEMENT! You don't say anything for the price of ONE CARTON of specified cigarettes every other other month!
You blew it, Sister. Deal off!
Your tonsils are next o.o
Oh, hey there Whisper! How's your tonsils doing?
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:02 am
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Macabre_Cogitation Whisper Gently Tactical Wombat Whisper Gently Macabre_Cogitation Whisper Gently Yay!
My tonsils are swollen AWESOME! I know it feels absolutely amazing! Damn, I came too late. You've made contact. Run while you still have a chance. He is excited by your inflamed tonsils in ways you couldn't even imagine. If he gets to you, he'll begin his harvest. So many young women have had their lives ended this way. Throats ripped open, while his 'collection' grows. Rows of tonsil filled mason jars, all lined up around his bed. I pray you may be the one to get away. He must be stopped. oh my O_O
*hides under paper mache rock*
HEY! HEY! I thought WE HAD AN AGREEMENT! You don't say anything for the price of ONE CARTON of specified cigarettes every other other month!
You blew it, Sister. Deal off!
Your tonsils are next o.o
Oh, hey there Whisper! How's your tonsils doing?
As far as I'm concerned, our deal ended awhile ago.
I haven't recieved any cigarettes in the last four months. So either you're slacking, or the mailman has been stealing them.
And I trust the US Postal system more than I trust you not to blow all your money on brightly colored flip-flops and hawaiian shirts.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:53 pm
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Macabre_Cogitation Whisper Gently Tactical Wombat Whisper Gently Macabre_Cogitation Whisper Gently Yay!
My tonsils are swollen AWESOME! I know it feels absolutely amazing! Damn, I came too late. You've made contact. Run while you still have a chance. He is excited by your inflamed tonsils in ways you couldn't even imagine. If he gets to you, he'll begin his harvest. So many young women have had their lives ended this way. Throats ripped open, while his 'collection' grows. Rows of tonsil filled mason jars, all lined up around his bed. I pray you may be the one to get away. He must be stopped. oh my O_O
*hides under paper mache rock*
HEY! HEY! I thought WE HAD AN AGREEMENT! You don't say anything for the price of ONE CARTON of specified cigarettes every other other month!
You blew it, Sister. Deal off!
Your tonsils are next o.o
Oh, hey there Whisper! How's your tonsils doing?
>_<
*whispers from under the paper rock*
uhmm
Well I'm afraid I made it worse. I didn't think it would have been hard to find a floor length plain black dress but I guess it was.
I searched like 6 stores, so with all that running around they got even more inflamed. D:<
So now I'm not even sure if I'll get to preform in my concert for orchestra...
Damn it I can't blow.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:55 pm
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IY_and_MCR Macabre_Cogitation Whisper Gently Tactical Wombat Whisper Gently
I know it feels absolutely amazing!
Damn, I came too late. You've made contact. Run while you still have a chance. He is excited by your inflamed tonsils in ways you couldn't even imagine. If he gets to you, he'll begin his harvest. So many young women have had their lives ended this way. Throats ripped open, while his 'collection' grows. Rows of tonsil filled mason jars, all lined up around his bed. I pray you may be the one to get away. He must be stopped. oh my O_O
*hides under paper mache rock* HEY! HEY! I thought WE HAD AN AGREEMENT! You don't say anything for the price of ONE CARTON of specified cigarettes every other other month! You blew it, Sister. Deal off! Your tonsils are next o.o Oh, hey there Whisper! How's your tonsils doing? As far as I'm concerned, our deal ended awhile ago. I haven't recieved any cigarettes in the last four months. So either you're slacking, or the mailman has been stealing them. And I trust the US Postal system more than I trust you not to blow all your money on brightly colored flip-flops and hawaiian shirts.
Naw I think he spent it all on vitamin water and crayons.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:45 pm
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