___ ways to annoy your band director

[MissCattington]

Takuya Kanbara

XAngelxCupcakeX

This probably won''t apply to your band director, but...

Ask him if you can decorate his bald head with your glittler glue.

After I saw this, i totally asked my BD if I could. xd

That's awesome! My BD always get extremely offended if you mention anything about his being bald. It's kind of funny really. In eighth grade I just randomly said in the middle of band "You're bald" and he got really mad. That's a good way to annoy a bald band director.  

[Beautiful Musician]

dun stand with ur feet together when at attention, especially when told repeatedly to put feet together.

start talking when ur director says relax, when relax means listens and fallout means u can talk

dun give ur director a note for ur abcences

start hacking(playing) after told not to do it, especially when ur the director's son  

[airforcekid265]

You most likely named all my ideas...1000 is too many...  

[Keilani~Moon~Angel]

My band already does all these things.....  

[Kolulu_Zatchbell]

I dunno if this has been said but when he's not looking have random people close to him poke him in the back and sit down quickly.


it's fun  

[Lorber]

Start whistling and humming while at attention smile  

[Dojigomiru]

to bug out old teacher, we use to make fun of her hair cuz she always looked like sha had that kinda alfalfa hair.  

[star_gazer0731]

since she just got married...we're going start calling her her maiden name joined with her married one...it's gonna be funny! xd  

[DISCO LIGHTS]

poke fun at his middle-age marriage. that would piss mine off.... id so do it.  

[fragile_yuki]

Go up to them and ask them if the center of the universe is the 50 yard line on the front side line.  

[Takuya Kanbara]

Intentionally trip on the field, and when your BD asks what caused you to trip, say that the sun reflected off of his shiny bald head and blinded you.  

[Inucoli]

hang underwear from the ceiling in the percussion room (yes that actually happened -__-*** )

make the fire alarm in the school keep going off during rehearsal because the school's under construction and the people in charge are too friggen stupid to keep stuff like that from happening. tho that annoys me. i'm pretty sure mr holder thinks it's funny.... @__@  

[W e n d e l l]

im pretty sure that people have said to give nicknames to the teacher... we did that.. he is officially Mr. Dude ^^ hes the coolest >_<  

[Animated Pornstar]

These are some things I am sure would annoy my BD...
1-Take the batteries out of the Long Ranger and hide all of the rest in a random person's bag. Don't tell them.
2-Put the yard line markers in the wrong spots. For instance, put the 50 marker on the 20 yard line.
3-Dump the contents of your bag on the band room floor, then complain to him about how messy the band room is.
4-Constantly chew gum, when he tells you to spit it out, stick it on your instrument, or behind your ear, and say "I believe in conservation."
5-Keep saying his name, when he asks what? say his name again.
6-Hide his conductor stick.
7-Write your name on his chalk/white board, and when he erases it, scream "What are you doing! That's my baby!"
8-Tell him you're pregnant with the DM's baby. (Last year that wouldve killed him cuz he specifically told us NOT to say we were pregnant with Johnny's baby. Don't ask.)
((More later))  

[Axis of Fabulousness]

March around in extremely vibrantly colored striped knee-high socks along with your black skirt and black and gold shirt. Do this also in perfectly normal tennis shoes, drawing all attention away from the director. (I do this frequently ^^)

Accidentally lock his keys in his office. The annoyance will be good for several hours while he attempts to pick the lock.

Leave coffee with cream in the guard closet for several months. When it's at it's moldiest, knock it over. Smells just like puke.

When unloading the instruments from the U-Haul before a competion, run around in the U-Haul frantically yelling, "Oh no, oh no! WHERE IS IT?!" when he approaches the U-Haul.

Plan surprise silly string attacks. Attack him at the most inoppurtune moments possible.