.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[Allikat27]

Granted, but days later you divorce.

I was people would stop saying "Mufins are just bald and/or ugly cupcakes" CUZ EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY ARENT!!!  

[gas powered stick]

Granted, but then people start complaining about cupcakes.

I wish that I had the power to read minds.

 

[Allikat27]

BTW, i dont care if they talk about cupcakes

Granted, but you hear that everybody secretly hates you!
I wish my friend would move back to Hudson.  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

granted, but now she isn't the same person anymore

I wish I had my own cool car~ (that industructable and unstealable! >:3 )  

[Ominelle]

Wish granted, but it dosent like you anymore so it ran away.

I wish that Chuck Norris was God! twisted  

[Allikat27]

Wish granted, but he enslaves us all and we all die by eating poison honey.

I wish my leg wasn't asleep.  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

granted.. but it noe has a mind of it own!

I wish for nothing > biggrin  

[Allikat27]

granted, but by wishing for nothing, you lose everything, including life.

i wish for a rabid koala!  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

granted but now you have rabies

I wish I had a panda  

[Allikat27]

Granted, but I stole it from you!

I wish for a cupcake.  

[etched in dreams]

Granted, but it has some mysterious brown goo on it.

I wish for world peace~  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

granted, but aliens came and enslaved us because we now have no weapons :O (yes I stole that from the simpsons)

I wish I had the best luck in the world~  

[etched in dreams]

Granted, but it only lasts for one day.

I wish there wasn't some dude hula-hooping on my tv. o.o"  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

granted but now its a cow doing a belly dance on your tv

I wish I had eternal happiness  

[M y s t e r ii G h o s t]

Granted, but I'm sorry to say there is no such thing as Eternal Happiness.

I wish I could kill someone right now.