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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:30 am

It is sunny outside but dark inside and where it is raining

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:06 pm

Eegaras

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When people call you Johnny instead of your real name.

eek YES! OMG! This is me!! Some of my friends don't even know my real name, they just call me Johnny.

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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:27 pm

when you refuse to go outside in the summer in case you tan
you don't turn the light on when you walk in a room
you wear lipstick in colours nobody knew existed

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:36 pm

Here, I came up with a few:

You know you're Goth when..You drink Mt. Dew and pretend it's absinthe.

You named your rat after Wednesday Addams.

twisted is your favorite smiley.

(The first two are true for me.)

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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:53 am

You know you're gothy when.....you're walking down the street at midnight with your best friend and this old lady takes her time to cross the street and go around you because she's scared. (Good times lol That happened to me....)

....When you hang out in the cemetary and talk to your Grandma's tomb stone? (Erm....another one of me. Damn I'm one strange kid. o.O)

...When you hiss at your teacher as he's trying to take away your favourite CD.

...When you spend alot of time in your room talking to the voices in your head. whee

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:45 am

KoRnfucius

Here, I came up with a few:

You know you're Goth when..You drink Mt. Dew and pretend it's absinthe.

You named your rat after Wednesday Addams.

twisted is your favorite smiley.

(The first two are true for me.)

i have an obsession with Wednesday!

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KoRnfucius

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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:30 pm

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KoRnfucius

Here, I came up with a few:

You know you're Goth when..You drink Mt. Dew and pretend it's absinthe.

You named your rat after Wednesday Addams.

twisted is your favorite smiley.

(The first two are true for me.)

i have an obsession with Wednesday!

When I was a kid, she was my role model.

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:31 am

maeve_wickett

...you've had to explain to more than ten people the difference between a satanist, an agnostic, and an atheist. stare

...you give a whole new meaning to the phrase "screaming bloody murder".

...you think you're the god of death.

...your friends think you're the god of death.

...you only have pupils about half the time, but everyone is too polite to mention it.

...you readily admit to being creepy.

...you have conversations with tombstones.

...you've spent more time online than off. (Or maybe that's just me... sweatdrop )

Mystic_the cat

When u smile people run. twisted

too true

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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:34 am

you know your gothy when your in this guild...
all night...
every night...
since you joined...

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:04 am

The only ones i can think of are...(hope they are not mentioned already)

When you go outside and someone looks at you but has to look again to make sure they saw right.

And, when it you find it extemely funny when someone is deathly afraid of you. xd

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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:09 am

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The only ones i can think of are...(hope they are not mentioned already)

When you go outside and someone looks at you but has to look again to make sure they saw right.

And, when it you find it extemely funny when someone is deathly afraid of you. xd

Just thought of another...

When you own more collars than your dog ever will.... xd

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:50 pm

you know you're a gothy when

You religiously put 50spf sunscreen on every hour on the hour [ i do this ]
You sunburn and you haven't even gone outside [ yes, that's me ]
You have to dye your hair back to black every two weeks because the dye won't stick to your hair for very long [ yep, that's me too ]
Your 'art' scares your parents
You constantly crave blood [ haha, i know people like this ]
You pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit.
You wear sunglasses in the produce department at night.
You wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer.
You buy $15 fishnets and rip them on purpose.
You use black cotton balls.
You fashion your eyeliner after a culture that's been dead over 2000 years.
You paint your fingernails black.
You don't paint my nails black... you bash them with a hammer.
Your purse is large, square and metal.
The purse has scratches from being used in a fight.
It has scratches from being kicked on the dance floor.
This is the reason it was scratched in a fight.
You could spend all $500 on just make up.
You avoid fights because it might smudge your make up.
The club you frequent has concocted an original drink called "The Vampire's Kiss."
You wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black lipstick on our face.
The only day you feel normal is Halloween.
Friday the Thirteenth is your lucky day.
You don't know whether the person you're sleeping with is male or female until you're actually in bed with them.
You don't care.
You were rooting for the vampires in From Dusk Til Dawn, Lost Boys, etc.
The Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child.
You watch Sesame Street as an adult just to see The Count.
You can't decide whether Morticia Addams or Lily Munster is prettier.
You decide Wednesday blows them both away.
You think bats are "cute."
You think dead flowers are prettier than live ones.
You think anything dead is pretty.
You think blood is pretty.
You give yourself the honorary title of Lord or Lady.
You know what a Malkavian is.
You know what a Malkavian is because you've been there, done that.
You have the T-shirt.
You dressed as The Crow for Halloween one year.
You have dressed as The Crow for Halloween the past few years.
You would willingly undergo cosmetic dental surgery.
You were disappointed to find out that American Gothic is a portrait of two farmers.
You claim the Chupacabra is a friend/relative of yours.
You own a hearse.
You own a hearse and don't work in a funeral parlor.
You keep a coffin in the back as "decoration."
You keep a coffin in the back as a bed.
You think of the hearse as the "family car."
You think heresy is a religion.
You claim heresy as your religion.
You own a rosary that you wear.
You own many rosaries that you wear.
You own a glow-in-the-dark rosary that alternates between your neck and the rearview mirror in your car.
Christians accost you with pamphlets on the street frequently.
Jehovah's Witnesses accost you with pamphlets on the street frequently.
You accost Christians with pamphlets on the street.
Satanists just look at you and smile.
You laugh hysterically during those Church Of Latter-Day Saints commercials. [ HAHAHA my parents are Mormon ]
You call for the free Bible anyway.
You take great pleasure in vandalizing said Bible after waiting impatiently by your mailbox for 4-6 weeks.
You stop vandalizing the Bible momentarily to look up Psalm 69.
In your honest opinion, the image of Jesus ruins the beauty and natural fluidity of the cross.
Whenever you knock on somebody's door they give you candy.
You wish to name your first born Lestat.
You plan to name your first born after any Anne Rice character.
You didn't know they were characters.
You argue on whether Poppy Z. Brite or Anne Rice has the more realistic view on vampires.
You can debate both sides of that argument.
You've participated in one of those "Do you think Tom Cruise was good as Lestat?" conversations.
You've started one of those conversations.
You saw Valor on the street, you would throw your large, metal purse at him.
You and your friends enjoy congregating in a local graveyard.
No one you know is buried there.
You and your friends take lengthy drives to visit non-local graveyards.
You take pictures of the gravestones while reciting Oscar Wylde or singing "Cemetry Gates" by The Smiths.
You know the words to "Cemetry Gates" by The Smiths.
You know who The Smiths are.
You can reminisce through all 4 locations of The Kitchen Club and 2 of The Church.
You put on The Wake and practice dancing in front of the mirror.
You practice with your own personal strobe and blacklight.
You are too poor to afford either and stole the lights off the Christmas tree.
You are happy when no one has ever heard of your favorite band.
When someone else "discovers" you're favorite band, you find another favorite band.
You own 16 or more Cleopatra CD's.
You own even 1 Projekt CD.
Your favorite poem is "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe.
Your favorite poem is "Metamorphosis of a Vampire" by Charles Baudelaire.
You spell Vampire either Vampyre or Vamphyre.
You refer to others as "The Normals".
You refer to your leather-clad brethren as "Those Industrialites" or "Rivet-heads."
You go to South Beach, but have never seen the ocean.
Your boyfriend complains that his ribs just don't stick out the way they used to.
Your girlfriend complains that you look better in her black, velvet skirt than she does.
You've been with your significant other for over a year and still wonder what they look like without make up.
You and your boyfriend fight over make up.
You decide to get matching his/hers make up caddies to separate your make up.
You smudge your lipstick on purpose to look like Robert Smith.
You eat those limited edition pop-tarts just because they have bats on them.
You save them because Hey!...they're limited edition.
The people in the grocery store have refused to sell you any cereal other than Count Chocula.
People ask you to autograph boxes of Count Chocula.
You know what Renfield's Disease is.
You have Renfield's Disease.
Throw a Black Valentine Day party.
You decorate your Christmas Tree with crows and black ribbon.
You wear a mourning veil to your best friends wedding.
All her bride maids wear black.
All your living friends take anti-depressants or at least pretend too.
You have taken anything on this list personally

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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:53 pm

-Nice-n-Evil-

The only ones i can think of are...(hope they are not mentioned already)

When you go outside and someone looks at you but has to look again to make sure they saw right.

And, when it you find it extemely funny when someone is deathly afraid of you. xd

Just thought of another...

When you own more collars than your dog ever will.... xd

That's so true for me.

You know you're goth when

You watch RHCP's "Dani California" video and orgasm/get a hardon when they show the "goth" looking band part
You look for piercings to put into your own cat ears and tail
You cry because your corset is too loose.
You religiously worship Till Lindemann