Welcome to Gaia! ::

{A swirling background is on screen. Marshie does his "rocket move" and faces the audience.}

MARSHIE: 'Sup, fools? I'm Marshie. Capital "M" and then "arshie"! I'm going this way!

{As he says this, the "M" and "arshie" appear under him. When he goes "this way" the text says "went that way!!!!!!!!!" The screen cuts to a chalkboard.}

MARSHIE: Why eat some other stuff,—

{Different types of food appear on the chalkboard: a ham, a pineapple, a cupcake, a piece of cherry pie, a hot dog, and a martini.}

MARSHIE: —when you can eat—

{Fluffy Puff Marshmallows replace the food items.}

MARSHIE: FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS? {Logo appears.}

{Screen cuts to plate of marshmallows.}

MARSHIE: Breakfast,—

{The marshmallows get covered in syrup topped with a pat of butter. A glass of juice appears next to the plate}

MARSHIE: —lunch,—

{the syrup vanishes and a salt shaker (labeled "7") and pepper shaker (labeled "3") are next to the marshmallows, which now have 3 tomato slices on them}

MARSHIE: —munch,—

{Batteries appear around the plate, while the marshmallows have nails stuck in them}

MARSHIE: —and pinner!

{Marshmallows now have a hat and eyepatch on them, and a cigar is next to them. Screen cuts to a pocket.}

MARSHIE: Stuff some in your pockets for—

{The chalk marshmallows go into the pocket. Marshie's voice turns creepy as the following words appear on the screen}

MARSHIE: —secret eating!!!

{Cut to pillow.}

MARSHIE: Hide some underneath your pillow for sleepy times!

{The marshmallows appear underneath the pillow.}

MARSHIE: Dont'cha like me?

{Scene cuts to The Sad Kids.}

MARSHIE: Kids ask for it by name!

THE SAD BOY: What?

THE SAD GIRL: Huh?

{Penny whistle sounds and Fluffy Puff Marshmallow logo falls down and crushes Sad Kids.}

MARSHIE: 'Sright kids! Go eat'ya some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Now try new Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise. {Marshie's voice changes to an incredibly weird voice.} Made from the best stuff.

{Screen cuts to Homestar Runner watching the commercial on TV.}

MARSHIE: I'm fluffity. I'm puffity. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

BACKGROUND SINGERS: {slightly out of time with Marshie} They're fluffity. They're puffity. One, two, three, four, five.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I hate that freakin' marshmallow.

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*runs into thread searching for Strongbad* I must tell him about the new marshmallow recipes! whee

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I love love love marshmallows! rofl

And Marshie is sooo hot! Arg. Now I gotta go get me a bag of marshmallows.

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Marshie!



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Stay Puff TJ.


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TJ is that large gorilla-like creature that almost destroyed Tokyo! DUHHHHH! twisted *grabs cauldron and goes on a Grunny hunt*

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Who is TJ?

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