## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because I forgot why I married you.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I want a divorce because whenever we go to anime conventions, guys always swarm you!  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce 'cause you carry that scyth with you every where.  

[Therinert]

I want a divorce for when i try to get close to you you say "one more step and I'll gut you"  

[Lady Lissalynn]

...Ever wonder what it feels like to be bottled up...
I want a divorce because you're not apart of the cool club :3
...Just ask me...I know what it feels like...
 

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I want a divorce because you remind me of something i don't like.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce 'cause you never take off your pants for me.  

[Therinert]

because you have an eye for other men
and rayne the truth hurts emo  

[The Delirium Trigger]

I want a divorce 'cause you never give me the sex.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I want a divorce because you never let me see your face.  

[Therinert]

you we don't have a kid  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you never put down that cat!

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

I want a divorce 'cause the only one who can pull off all that yellow in my life is bumblebee.  

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you don't know me~

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

I want a divorce 'cause you won't gimme what I want.