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 Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:47 am
Autograph When we go out in Britain's streets today, we face a terrible sight. Track-suit wearing, leering, idiots standing on our street corners. No doubt we all have been to chavscum.co.uk. And seen the epidemic in all it's glory. What can we do about this? I'm out of ideas. Does anyone actually enjoy being a bloody chav? Also, I'd like to note that chav (well, for me, a Yorkshireman, anyway) is pronouced 'Chav' not 'Charv' unless, you're like, a Southerner. In that case, I shake my fist at you Rugby Unionists! League rules! Yeah, so, chavs... im in yorkshire too. bit drunk at the moment. i say we just kill all the chavs heehee they need to die. where in yorkshire you at?
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:39 am
AyameKage im in yorkshire too. bit drunk at the moment. i say we just kill all the chavs heehee they need to die. where in yorkshire you at?
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:58 am
I've met human charvs. They spoke like humans. It all started when they asked that question: 'why are you a goff?'
(I'm not 'goth', they just think I am). But, somehow, it developed into a proper conversation.
But still. We don't need them, there's not enough space for idiots on this planet.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:03 pm
Autograph Also, I'd like to note that chav (well, for me, a Yorkshireman, anyway) is pronouced 'Chav' not 'Charv' unless, you're like, a Southerner. In that case, I shake my fist at you Rugby Unionists!
It's charv! Charv! Or thou shalt be bludgeoned to death by the Geordies!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:59 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:34 am
Invictus_88 AyameKage im in yorkshire too. bit drunk at the moment. i say we just kill all the chavs heehee they need to die. where in yorkshire you at? Yeah haha. Sorry about that. I normally don't type that badly. I'm surprised I managed to spell everything right. When I'm drunk I tend to do that so if you see me typing like that again, I've been drinking. Ah well, like I said, chavs should die. A few days before Christmas, I got off the bus and went Christmas shopping in Rotherham. I know, probably a stupid mistake because for some reason, the town was more chav-packed than normal. I think I was like the ONLY non-chav around. I didn't see any others anyway... apart from the police that is. If it weren't for them, I'd have been beaten up. I'm sure of it. There were chavs EVERYWHERE looking at me funny. I almost passed out because I thought I was gonna be beat up. I'm no fighter, but even if I was, I couldn't have defeated that many chavs. Anyway, I made it to my girlfriend's house alive! That was the end of my chav-filled shopping adventure. Is Burberry supposed to look nice? I think my grandpa used to wear stuff like that. It's like a really horrible kind of tartan. And the socks tucked into the trackies? What's that all about? Also, have you noticed chavs can't fight alone? If there's one of them, and one of you, they won't start any trouble. If there's a group of them, and a group of you, they won't start any trouble either. The only way they'll start trouble is if they outnumber you. Because they're weak. Why, one time, I was wandering through the bus station, drunk, on a way to a friend's house party, and they stole my booze! The bastards! I bet I could drink them all under the table. Outnumbered or not!
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:38 am
One of them even said to me "Sort your 'air out mate!"...
Have you EVER seen a chav with a good hairstyle? I haven't. If they had good hair they may not have to hide it under those ugly hats of theirs! Ewww. Burberry chavs.
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:32 am
AyameKage One of them even said to me "Sort your 'air out mate!"... Have you EVER seen a chav with a good hairstyle? I haven't. If they had good hair they may not have to hide it under those ugly hats of theirs! Ewww. Burberry chavs. I once got the cry go up of "It's not 'Alloween luv!" from some chavvie personage as I strolled about in town one summer afternoon. I just turned, looked at him and replied "Indeed - so why don't you take that mask off?" and wandered off while his friends fell about laughing. I felt GOOD that day wink Better a Goth than a Chav, any day.
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:17 pm
What actually makes a chav a chav? Just curious...
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:20 am
Timeless Visage What actually makes a chav a chav? Just curious...
A mon avis, at least.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:27 pm
Blergh, I think most Americans are under the impression that being a chav is a fashion statement. 0_o
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:07 am
Pixeluscious Blergh, I think most Americans are under the impression that being a chav is a fashion statement. 0_o
Not really. I am however aware that it's a sterotype and quite rediculous but I was curious what made you fall into that category of people. ~Shrugs.~
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Shadow of an Illusion Crew
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:51 am
Timeless Visage Pixeluscious Blergh, I think most Americans are under the impression that being a chav is a fashion statement. 0_o
Not really. I am however aware that it's a sterotype and quite rediculous but I was curious what made you fall into that category of people. ~Shrugs.~-Inserts just you wait type comment that I'm not quite sure how should be worded here-
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:00 am
ice_illusion Timeless Visage Pixeluscious Blergh, I think most Americans are under the impression that being a chav is a fashion statement. 0_o
Not really. I am however aware that it's a sterotype and quite rediculous but I was curious what made you fall into that category of people. ~Shrugs.~-Inserts just you wait type comment that I'm not quite sure how should be worded here-
It's probably impossible to learn fully how to discern between them unless you come and witness it for yourself.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:13 am
Ah, quizzes might give mor detail for you. Goodle gives me this:http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/I gave a few 'yes' answers and it gives me this:Quote: You are 15 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
3nodding
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